Ok gang here it is. Whenever my son says something about seeing people. I play up the ghost card.
I'm going to lay out last night for you guys.
We were headed to bed last night and the boy and I went to go brush our teeth and I started making faces at him in the mirror.
Me: You see my faces bigman?
Boy: ya you're funny
Me: go tell mom you see ugly faces in the mirror. Don't forget you see people on the TV too.
Boy: Ok I tell her about the faces and peoples
then I kill the lights and jump into bed and act like I'm about to fall asleep.
Boy: Mom Mom there are faces in the mirror....ugly faces mom
Wife: ::yelling:: wtf are you two doing in there
Me: :y voice:: huh what...oh he was over by the sink and wanted to turn the lights on and I told him to get out because I was about to go to sleep and he wouldn't stop talking. WHHHHHY!!!!
Wife: He said he saw a face what the is he talking about
Me: A face?
----then I head out to the living room.
Me: what kind of faces?
Boy: ugly ones...in the mirror and there's peoples too
Me: WTF hun he's seeing !!!! This place is creepy somethings going on because this is the third time he's told me about faces.
What else do you see bigman?
Boy: I told you I see the peoples.
Me: this is ed up he's seeing I wonder if its like that movie where he sees dead people and .
Wife: stop it you're scaring me.
Me: did you hear that??? shhhh shhh what was that noise
Wife: what?!? I didn't hear anything.
Me: this we should leave I don't with dead faces.
Wife: he didn't say they were dead
Me: are they dead son
Boy: yeah they died in the mirror ( yeah he nailed it)
I'll do this little act for about the next week and half and it'll drive her crazy. I can't do it longer because you know how mexicans and devil children are. She might end up killing the boy and I can't have that.
Someone should bump the old "how you annoy your SO thread"
Last edited by BacktoBasics; 08-13-2008 at 10:18 AM.
ive got nothing
YES. I am gettin the four yr old to do that. He has an awesome imagination too and is always looking in the mirror
Yeah, Mr. Martini & I quit mind games a while back.
do you curse like that in front of your kid?
LMAO BTB that is awesome!!
yes. No one is suprised by his dirty mouth.
but they're so fun and dammit its all I've got.
You might find a new way to get your account suspended, too.
This place is full of's and
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For what exactly?
I normally just flip her over.
Why are you flipping his wife over?!
WHEN I FIRST SAW THE LE OF THIS THREAD I THOUGHT "THIS BELONGS IN THE TROLL FORUM"
THEN I SAW THE WORD "WITH"
Sorry Mods I realized I used a bad word in the le. I went back to edit but it was too late. Won't happen again.
Why wouldn't I?
Hey B2b take your wife to see that movie with Jack Bauer.
I've always had a really bad potty mouth around my kids, but at their age now, 10,12,14, I think their language is cleaner than most of their peers.
touche
Probably because its already lost its luster. You took the shock value right out of it.
YOU GAVE ME A LAUGH BUDDY !!!
When i read the thread le i didn't see "With", so my first reaction was TMI, but of course i clicked.
My boyfriend, Bo, has taught my roommate's five year old, Brett, how to prank call people and tell jokes.
It's really funny.
The other day, I was in my room and I heard my Bo coaching Brett through the joke he wanted him to tell me.
So Brett comes into my room and asks me, " Do you have tickets?"
Having overheard Bo, I know to respond with, " Tickets to what?"
Says Brett, as he flexes his muscles: "Tickets to the gun show."
When Bo had Brett prank called someone, Bo was sitting right beside Brett, feeding him lines.
I don't remember those anymore.
But the best part was when the person they called asked Brett's name, Brett gave it to her- his full name, first and last.
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