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  1. #51
    One more time... xtremesteven33's Avatar
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    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    Did Lebomb pick rhymes out of a trash can?
    Yo Shaq, ignore the challenge of my country man
    Or maybe you should take him on, I would own you in a battle
    I'd beat you down faster than you eat a herd of cattle.

    My feet were too quick for your used up legs in the first round.
    You want to keep up with my flows? Your ass needs to lose a few hundred pounds.
    Face it old man, you don't belong in the league no more.
    You couldn't even keep a leash on your stupid .
    Eva don't cross me, she's smart enough to know
    You with TP and he'll slap a ho.

    , I'll do the same to you; backhand your chubby cheeks
    then take your women out, give her the satisfaction that she seeks.
    She needs a real man, one who can go all night
    You couldn't find your with a map and a flashlight.
    I don't know which is easier- getting her on my pole
    or flying past the Cactus when I run the pick and roll.

    Face it Aristotle, you got nothing left to give.
    Well you know Pop? He is telling me to be more aggressive!
    Rappin' Shaq, come get rid of this fool.

  3. #53
    3 stars and a sun
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    Rappin' Shaq, Rappin' Tony Parker...

    Who's next, Rappin' Artest?
    Last edited by BWS-1994; 08-15-2008 at 04:19 PM. Reason: Spell check

  4. #54
    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq, Rappin' Tony Parker...

    Who's next, Rappin' Artest?
    It should obviously be Rappin' Ced Ceballos.

  5. #55
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq, Rappin' Tony Parker...

    Who's next, Rappin' Artest?

  6. #56
    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    I want to see a Leaping Lanny Poffo screen name.

  7. #57
    Tell me how my ass taste! Rappin' Shaq's Avatar
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    Watch out everyone, turn around and start runnin'
    This little French mother er got some bad comin'
    I can't believe that I'm gettin called out by this midget
    Look at these pictures of yo "wife" on the internet





    Yo wife is in other dudes all over the place
    At least my is at home with my in her face
    Your ho is out in Hollywood gettin into three-way s
    Foxx and AC Slater probably turn her into Chinese fingercuffs

    So what's the problem Tony? Can't keep yo wife at bay?
    Or is your marriage a big coverup because you gay?
    Shoulda known you was a , you little French
    You wish Jamie Foxx was with you swordfightin each other's s

    And....let's get down to it, I got 4, you got 3
    Plus the ring on my left hand ain't no coverup, see?
    So get yo cheese eatin' surrender monkey ass up out my face
    Yo Tony, tell me how my ass taste!

    PS - Boris Diaw too! B.I.G. A.R.I.S.T.O.T.L.E. out this !
    Last edited by Rappin' Shaq; 08-15-2008 at 06:25 PM.

  8. #58
    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq strikes again.

  9. #59
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Good for him and her.

    She seemed like a cool woman when I met her 4 years back in LA.

  10. #60
    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    gold, that's platinum

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    The Greatest Show on Earth LakeShow's Avatar
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    It's cheaper to keep her!

  12. #62
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I don't really like most trolls, but Rappin' Shaq is pretty got dam funny.

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    Veteran confined's Avatar
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    LMAO! that last one was gold

    rappin' tony parker...gimmie a break

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    Senior Member ThunderStix®'s Avatar
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    I don't really like most trolls, but Rappin' Shaq is pretty got dam funny.
    You must not like yourself very much.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    It's like beating a dead elephant but:

    Rappin' Shaq FOR THE WIN

  16. #66
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Rappin Shaq the greatest troll of any site ever? yes, yes he is.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I almost don't ever want to find out who Rappin' Shaq really is.

  18. #68
    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    Rappin Shaq is everybody. We are all Rappin Shaq.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Watch out everyone, turn around and start runnin'
    This little French mother er got some bad comin'
    I can't believe that I'm gettin called out by this midget
    Look at these pictures of yo "wife" on the internet





    Yo wife is in other dudes all over the place
    At least my is at home with my in her face
    Your ho is out in Hollywood gettin into three-way s
    Foxx and AC Slater probably turn her into Chinese fingercuffs

    So what's the problem Tony? Can't keep yo wife at bay?
    Or is your marriage a big coverup because you gay?
    Shoulda known you was a , you little French
    You wish Jamie Foxx was with you swordfightin each other's s

    And....let's get down to it, I got 4, you got 3
    Plus the ring on my left hand ain't no coverup, see?
    So get yo cheese eatin' surrender monkey ass up out my face
    Yo Tony, tell me how my ass taste!

    PS - Boris Diaw too! B.I.G. A.R.I.S.T.O.T.L.E. out this !

  20. #70
    Believe. rj215's Avatar
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    Watch out everyone, turn around and start runnin'
    This little French mother er got some bad comin'
    I can't believe that I'm gettin called out by this midget
    Look at these pictures of yo "wife" on the internet





    Yo wife is in other dudes all over the place
    At least my is at home with my in her face
    Your ho is out in Hollywood gettin into three-way s
    Foxx and AC Slater probably turn her into Chinese fingercuffs

    So what's the problem Tony? Can't keep yo wife at bay?
    Or is your marriage a big coverup because you gay?
    Shoulda known you was a , you little French
    You wish Jamie Foxx was with you swordfightin each other's s

    And....let's get down to it, I got 4, you got 3
    Plus the ring on my left hand ain't no coverup, see?
    So get yo cheese eatin' surrender monkey ass up out my face
    Yo Tony, tell me how my ass taste!

    PS - Boris Diaw too! B.I.G. A.R.I.S.T.O.T.L.E. out this !

    I don't know what's funnier Rappin Shaq or that fact that Jamie Foxx has his hand near Eva's baby makin parts.....I gotta say Tony

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    Ghost of Mr. K SenorSpur's Avatar
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    I believe these lyrics are more appropriate for Shaq, at this point

    You tied up, you better stay tied up
    Cause it's cheaper to keep her, this is from T, who says
    It's cheaper to keep her, it's cheaper to keep her

    When your little girl makes you mad
    And you get an at ude and pack your bags
    Five little children that you're leavin' behind
    Son, you're gonna pay some alimony or do some time


    That's why it's cheaper to keep her (Help me say it, y'all)
    It's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
    When you get through starin' that judge in the face
    You're gonna want to cuss the whole human race

    That's why it's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
    It's cheaper to keep her
    (It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper)
    (It's cheaper to keep her)

    You didn't pay but two dollars to bring the little girl home
    Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave her alone
    You see another woman out there and you want to make a change
    She ain't gonna want you 'cause you won't have a damn thing


    That's why it's cheaper to keep her (Everybody Sing along with me)
    It's cheaper to keep her (it's cheaper to keep her)
    By the time you get through lookin' that judge in the face
    You're gonna want to cuss the whole human race

    That's why it's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
    It's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
    (It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper)
    (It's cheaper to keep her)

    I know you think the grass is greener
    Way over on the other side
    When that judge gives you that dirty look
    You may as well put your money in mama's pocketbook


    That's why it's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
    It costs too much to leave her alone, yeah (It's cheaper to keep her)
    I know it's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
    'Cause you're gonna pay some alimony if you leave home
    I tell y'all - it's cheaper to keep her - all the fellows I know are talkin' about it
    It's cheaper to keep her, I gotta tell you


    Ah, the late, great Johnny Taylor really brought it home on this one. Feel me?

  22. #72
    Believe. Ill Cosby's Avatar
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    I like that. I hate to heard a black couple breaking up. But she did do him dirty; I'm glad they worked it out.

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    She did him dirty, but he did her dirty too. Just cuz he's the superstar millionaire athlete, it doesn't mean it's cool that he cheats on her but not her on him. Plus, from what I've read, Shaq stole her from one of his friends. Not like he's been innocent in the relationship.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    She did him dirty, but he did her dirty too. Just cuz he's the superstar millionaire athlete, it doesn't mean it's cool that he cheats on her but not her on him. Plus, from what I've read, Shaq stole her from one of his friends. Not like he's been innocent in the relationship.
    He's actually supposed to cheat on his wife, I think it's in the CBA

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