I shot and killed a Bald Eagle!

[E20]

You eat bird ?

THat's not the point. The point is I CHOKE baby eagles.

[Trainwreck2100]

and eat their

you should you said instead of milk used tears of baby eagles. Then you're not eating you sicko

[E20]

In some countries dung is used as a fuels source. [/TMNT III

[Trainwreck2100]

Yeah but you don't eat gasoline

[E20]

Dung

[I. Hustle]

you eat bird crap

[CosmicCowboy]

I assume this is supposed to be a joke. I'm not reading all 6 pages but if this guy is serious then he is terminally stupid. It's a felony to even have a FEATHER much less a whole eagle that he admitted on a public forum that he shot. They put people in prison for this .

[Extra Stout]

I assume this is supposed to be a joke. I'm not reading all 6 pages but if this guy is serious then he is terminally stupid. It's a felony to even have a FEATHER much less a whole eagle that he admitted on a public forum that he shot. They put people in prison for this .

That's just like you richers to think you're too good to read the whole thread.

[Troll]

[J.T.]

Do you guys want to hear a story about how one time I was driving some friends back to their place after we'd been out drinking. When we got into their neighborhood someone had hit a deer and it was dead in the middle of the road. It wasn't there when we left so it had to have been a fresh hit. My redneck friend Joey was like, dude let's go get my truck and throw that sucker in the back, bring it home and cut out the backstraps!

So we do just that. I get out of his truck and help pick up the dead deer and toss it into the back of the truck. We drag it through his garage and into his back yard and he starts cutting out the backstrap meat. While he's doing his, he pushed down on the deer's belly and it let out all the air that was still in its lungs and made this weird moan sound so we all thought it was still alive and freaked out. After Joey cut off the backstraps we dragged the bleeding carcass back through the garage, back into the truck and drove a few miles away and dumped the body in the woods.

I didn't get to eat any of the meat cuz those dumb rednecks barbequed it up the next day, but yeah definitely the most redneck moment of my life. I am only disappointed that it wasn't a rare, endangered deer carcass that we mutilated. We could have saved the head to use as a trophy.

[BacktoBasics]

Remember when I told you that jackasses would show up in page 4-5 and about your thread.

[Brutalis]

Remember when I told you that jackasses would show up in page 4-5 and about your thread.

[J.T.]

I just booked a flight to China to hunt some pandas.

[J.T.]

I just booked a flight to China to hunt some pandas.

Nevermind they denied my visa

[Bigzax]

i give you props brutalis, at least you didn't beat him to a pulp and drown him in a mud puddle...

[50 cent]

I've got to give you props Brutalis.....I came on this late, but this is a great troll.

So I used it here....

[marini martini]

Too funny!

The Brute didn't get enough love here, so he took it to the A&M forum???

That proves that Spurs Talkers are a lot more intelligent than Aggies! Go figure

[Brutalis]

I've got to give you props Brutalis.....I came on this late, but this is a great troll.

So I used it here....

Gold medal for u in freestyle shooting..

Good job

[Brutalis]

i give you props brutalis, at least you didn't beat him to a pulp and drown him in a mud puddle...

How many names you got on here? Add your posts on each and you'd be like 50k+.

[Brutalis]

Too funny!

The Brute didn't get enough love here, so he took it to the A&M forum???

That proves that Spurs Talkers are a lot more intelligent than Aggies! Go figure

Nah 50 cent did. And is doing a nice job of it too. I made the mistake of posting a Google picture.

[50 cent]

Man, it turned out well over there. I've got people threatening to hunt me down.

[angel_luv]

You know it is a slow saturday television wise when I am reading a whole thread that I know is based on a hoax.
I found this interesting though.

You know, Ben Franklin wanted the National Emblem to be the wild turkey.

True story... and truer than anything else in this thread.

Note: It's not categorically illegal to kill a buzzard.

Old Ben wrote...

I wish that the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country, he is a bird of bad moral character, he does not get his living honestly, you may have seen him perched on some dead tree, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the labor of the fishing-hawk, and when that diligent bird has at length taken a fish, and is bearing it to its nest for the support of his mate and young ones, the bald eagle pursues him and takes it from him.... Besides he is a rank coward; the little kingbird, not bigger than a sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the district. He is therefore by no means a proper emblem for the brave and honest. . . of America.. . . For a truth, the turkey is in comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America . . . a bird of courage, and would not hesitate to attack a grenadier of the British guards, who should presume to invade his farmyard with a red coat on.

[Brutalis]

You know it is a slow saturday television wise when I am reading a whole thread that I know is based on a hoax.
I found this interesting though.

Sadly that describes our country perfect.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Bump.

[bus driver]

Calm down people, it's not like he completely wiped the population. Just one.

No, but it is a start.