Saying "the only reason we lost to the Lakers was because of injury, not age", Greg Popavich today announced the signing of Jed Clampett. "I like his veteran leadership."
Clampett apparantly had a basketball hoop installed in the back of his Beverly Hills mansion, away from site of television cameras. "I'd have Jethro come at me like a mad dog. I told him to go full-on Ron Artest at me in games of one on one." "His defense is phenominal" said Popped.
A hungover and droppy eyed Popavich denied reports of Grannys homebrewed moonshine playing any role in the signing of Clampett.
Meanwhile RC Buford says reports of Ellie May being offered a role as the 17th Spur in the deal is premature.
Hahaha. I was about to say.. who the is Jed Clampett..
A poor mountineer that barely kept his family fed.
Good. He is rich on his own so the Spurs can pay him the minimum.
cheap ass mofos
Would've been a home run if he could do a little formatting and figure out how to spell Gregg Popovich.
Isn't that Latrell Sprewell?
Miss Hathaway could be the long 3 they've been searching for.
You forgot to mention that Mr. Drysdale is representing Clampett in his negotiations with the Spurs.
Wow this guy looks really young and hungry in his photo and that's just what the Spurs roster is missing! Getter her done!
oh no.......that means the FO is really interested in signing......granny. shes got that veteran look that our FO is glued on getting it seems. i bet granny plays better defense then finley.....
Nice try from Charlie Daniels...but here is the real deal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DXM7Y7M_e0
It's the original TinMan from the movie the Wizard of Oz!
No he wasn't the original tin man from the Wizard of Oz.
Actually, Buddy Ebsen was the original person cast in the role:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_E...e_Wizard_of_Oz
I thought this was a Cherokee Parks thread.
Your right.
Yes he was suppose to play the role but he had an allergic reaction to the paint or what ever they used and didn't play the role in the movie.
Last edited by rascal; 08-16-2008 at 11:16 PM.
Charlie Daniels has nothing top do w/the post, it is just my signature.
In America has nothing to do w/Jed Clampett, or the Beverly Hillbillies, that I know of, or did I miss something in your post Dawg?
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