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off.
you've run this forum for awhile now,
but its time you step aside and take a mother in bow.
im the champ now, you need t.o leave this joint
cause im about to get straight to the point
You've probably been wonderin why your wife's been missin',
she needed a real man, on her face i be in.
speaking of , its time i made a comeback,
and squash your silly team like a thumbtack.
Your need to retire now fatty, everybody can see that,
you said you were old and washed up, you mother ing asshat.
So now you think you can get even more rings.
I dont think so, the road goes through the Kings.
you have no wife or game, take your sorry ass to the sperm bank,
everyone knows you've got nothing left in the tank.
Its your turn big guy, but i must warn you,
to me your lyrics are nothing but poopoo.
I will take them all and shove them back in your face,
Yo Rappin' Shaq......................TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!
off.
Fail.
No.
kill yourself
rappin' shaq owns rappin' vlade
Epic Fail. Try again.
oh man, i can't wait for rappin' shaq's reply
we need a new poll between the rappers.
whats the point? you know rappin' shaq wins by a landslide
true, but e-fights are always fun to watch!
Didn't Vlade's career begin and end with the Lakers, and didn't he spend most seasons of his career there?
What's with these es tryin to diss the Big Cactus?
Fools need to put in a little bit more practice
Unless of course they doing this cuz they like to lose
I'll slap their face with my so hard it leaves a bruise
Only thing Vlade slaps is a rebound into Horry's hands
Then he watches like a clown as Robert owns his ass
Your lil' pussy flopping was the only thing we feared
But we still wiped our nut sweat on yo beard year after year
Hold on tho, I aint even gotta rap to diss you
I already got my posted up on youtube
So get yo weak third world country and toss it in a lake
Yo Rappin' Vlade, tell me how my ass taste!
here is what your lyrics should have been:
Don't hate cuz I Flop more than a politician,
Behind the back pass with no defenders in sight, 7 feet magician.
Repping yugoslavia, bulldozer revolution homie.
you got traded for odom, I got traded for kobe!
comic book worshiping ho,
the only thing you and superman have in common is the silly wardrobe.
you got a vasectomy? Shigga pelase, your boys could never swim,
your free throws had a better chance of going in.
ughhh, three finger salute to peja, ughhh, revolution , ughhh one world.
look closely at 0:38, when he says "Kobe dunked it in your face" look who walks by outside. none other than Kobe himself. talk about good timing.
who's next?
Rapping Sabonis?
My client would like to inform everybody that with the growing rise of copycat trolls, he will not be responding to every swinging that challenges his supremacy. In his words the "mark ass es" who try to " with the Shaq Fu" had better not bring "weak ass " for fear of having their "teeth all ed up" by the force of my client's large swinging genitalia.
He also says " Kobe still" and that the Phoenix Suns are looking at the first ever 82-0 season. He is currently going on vacation with his ex-ex-wife where he plans on enjoying many nights of going "buck ass wild" on "that skanky 's poonanny".
Rappin' Shaq is the best. I may actually use my buddy list.
Rappin Shaq' >>> rappin vlade. Amazing.
LOL rapping sabonis would be hillarious
shaq got 4 rings but he aint deserve none
kobe got you three and wade got you one
your game is wack and your raps is tired
3 years ago is when you should have retired
everytime you talk, you sound like a crack baby
your eyes is more ed than tracy mcgradys!
so next time on TV when i see your ugly face
imma have to yell out YO SHAQ HOW MY ASS TASTE!
get the out of here.
That wasn't too bad now that I've read it again. I still pwned him though.
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