I love the wonderful webs these spiders make. It's fun to watch their progress. Like if I leave and come back a few hours later, the web is huge.
Oh what tangled webs we weave.
Kinda reminds me of Smeagol's and TSA's, thread in the Troll forum.
Why don't you just shoot it with your 30.06?
I would if she wasn't inside the house!
How do you know its a female? Did you check under its dress?
Slydragon has got some of the best responses to threads...you are one funny ass MF!
Brutalis, I hate spiders as well. If she doesn't take her meal and leave, get a large poster board and shove her ass out the window.
Thank you, at least I know I make someone laugh and not just wasted space.
Anyone who doesn't want to see 2 big-ass spiders tangled up, don't look at this post:
My friend is afraid of spiders, so my other friend would always get that picture off of google in class, zoom in, and tell him to look at the computer. He got pissed every time! Hilarious!
What do you ing think? I asked. Use your brain!
Camel spiders are not arachnids I don't think. So that would mean they are not spiders!
Posers!
She left. I don't like killing things, even though I am deathly afraid of them.
The reason I am afraid of spiders:
When I was 9 I was playing baseball with a bunch of neighborhood kids. I was playing outfield and dove to catch a ball. When I landed, and looked up at the grass, there were a bunch of tarantulas. I don't know how many but it wasn't more than 3. I believe they were 'Texas Brown' ones. It was in the fall and what happened was, one crawled to me as I was only like 6 inches from it and crawled right up my arm. I was told later it was a male out looking for females.
Well I took off screaming and yelling and shedding my clothes and crying and all that fun stuff. One of the kids dads took off for me and slapped it on my neck and splattered it all over me. I had nightmares for weeks.
Then when I was around 14 or 15, and was helping a friend move. I went and helped him in the storage shed behind the house and when he flicked on the light, there was a web in the corner with a huge black widow on it, and a bunch of babies crawling around. I passed out and fell backwards busting my head.
Yeah. I will eat a roach before I touch a spider. Smite me.
Tarantulas won't hurt you. They are just ugly as sin.
But I hear you about black widows. When I lived in CA they would take over my garage every summer...and I let them. Got bitten by a baby one once...that was bad enough. Would never want the adult to get hold of me.
No poisonous spiders in Michigan.
But we visit Arizona a lot and find venomous snakes all the time in the house. A couple scorpions, too.
BTW, whomever suggested squashing that spider is deranged. Why kill it?
First, its alive and not attacking you. Move it along, shove it outside...whatever. Kill it?
Second, if you do kill it/squash it, I hope you bought a gallon of Windex and a roll of paper towels, because that thing is going to stain the sill.
Glad she moved along, I don't like to kill spiders myself. But i have been bitten by a wolf spider in Illinois and my hand swelled up and I got bitten by a spider in the Phillipines and that fing spider left a hole in the back of my leg after all the puss was removed from my leg and butt cheek. that really sucked I tell you.
Brown recluse spider. Texans, fear it.
Isn't sucking usually required to remove puss from a leg and butt cheek?
I agree, just it's day up.
Everytime I see a bug in my house or a spider, I always kill it by squashing in toilet paper, then I throw it in the toilet and piss on it. Everytime.
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