I hope he dives as good as he swims.
I'd be double bagging my wang. Not that I'd worry about catching something, but to avoid Shawn Kemp like levels of paternity suits. If the little swimmers are anything like the source there might be no stopping them.
I'm sorry SW. But if I'm the most decorated Olympian in the history of the Olympics there is no way I'm settling for her. Remember, right now I'm pretty much emperor of the United States. Amanda Beard.... No thanks.
Good point. There would be alot of women trying to hit me up with paternity suits to get a piece of my fortune.
Post of the week.![]()
Yeah but I know Phelps is getting laid.
You on the other hand....
Couldn't have said it better myself.![]()
This is coming from the man who was fisted in the ass.
As with many posts, SFIE and Manny win.
Amanda Beard is just another Phelps hater. If I were Phelps I would make a YouTube video especially directed towards Beard. I would have all eight of my gold medals around my neck, then I would have a hot woman from Cali to my left, NY to my right, and maybe a woman from Chicago in the middle. All of them 10's. Then at the very end of the video I would do the thing all the politicians do after their campaign commercials.... "This message has been approved by Michael Phelps Beyotch!!!!!!"
Sarcasm is really lost on you, isn't it?
Apparently Veronica didn't pick you for your reading skills. And had I been fisted in the ass, I'd STILL be getting more ass than you.
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