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    Dnt fuk wit shaq.

    Shaq has been officially restrained from going near a woman who claims after they broke up he terrorized her.


    Alexis Miller, an Atlanta hip-hop artist who goes by MaryJane, just got a restraining order against Shaquille O'Neal, alleging he threatened to hurt her and harassed her with heavy-breathing over the phone.

    The docs claim following their break-up last month, Shaq "threatened to 'blackball" [her] from the recording industry by paying established artists....$50,000 each for their agreement to refuse to perform or record with her in the future..."

    According to court docs Shaq wrote her one email that reads, "I dnt no who the fuk u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is all I gotta make no try me. Sho me."

    The docs also allege Shaq sent her "an unsolicited vulgar and offensive illustration of a man physically restraining a woman while forcing her to engage in sexual intercourse with him."

    O'Neal is scheduled to appear before a judge on Sept. 4.

    A call to Shaq's rep was not returned.

    UPDATE: MaryJane's lawyer, L. David Wolfe, tells us his client has known Shaq for 18 months. We're told Shaq has sent her multiple emails that have caused her concern.

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    sexy girl from that pic

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    One more time... xtremesteven33's Avatar
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    rappin shaq???

    yo de le hee hooo???

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    the ebonics spelling, sounding and overall unintelligence make it plausible.

    But i think we should be fair and hear Shaqs response.

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    In Shaq's defense, he breathes heavily in everyday conversation.

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    Mavs need to see if they can get a similar restraining order for Josh Howard.

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    It's clear Shaq is going for Sportsman of the year award.

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    In Shaq's defense, he breathes heavily in everyday conversation.

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    In Joe we trust. Kriz-Maxima's Avatar
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    In Shaq's defense, he breathes heavily in everyday conversation.

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    link?

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    loooool

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    Finally, someone who could possibly answer the age old question of how Shaq's...

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    Tell me how my ass taste! Rappin' Shaq's Avatar
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    can't rap so to get that fame
    She gonna try to do to degrade my name
    that noise, this is tellin lies
    The only mail I sent is a load between her eyes

    Yeah I blackballed her, that's what Shaq do
    My black balls in a ho's mouth ain't nothin new
    Freaky ass likes to work on the prostate
    Take a whiff of her finger and you'll know how my ass taste

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    Senior Member TheMadHatter's Avatar
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    It's ing Kobe's fault.

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    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq again.

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    can't rap so to get that fame
    She gonna try to do to degrade my name
    that noise, this is tellin lies
    The only mail I sent is a load between her eyes

    Yeah I blackballed her, that's what Shaq do
    My black balls in a ho's mouth ain't nothin new
    Freaky ass likes to work on the prostate
    Take a whiff of her finger and you'll know how my ass taste

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    Believe. Anti.Hero's Avatar
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    lmao that's gotta be the best one yet.

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    Thanks for clearing that up, Rappin' Shaq. Sorry I doubted your innocence.

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    can't rap so to get that fame
    She gonna try to do to degrade my name
    that noise, this is tellin lies
    The only mail I sent is a load between her eyes

    Yeah I blackballed her, that's what Shaq do
    My black balls in a ho's mouth ain't nothin new
    Freaky ass likes to work on the prostate
    Take a whiff of her finger and you'll know how my ass taste

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    Alexis Miller: Shaquille O’Neal Stalked Me

    Shaquille O’Neal might never come close to the rim on most foul shot attempts.

    But Alexis Miller - an Atlanta hip-hop artist who goes by the moniker MaryJane - claims the NBA superstar has gotten far too close to her. She alleges he threatened to hurt her, while also harasseing her with heavy breathing over the phone.

    According to The Atlanta Journal Cons ution, Miller has known Shaq for a year and half. Due to the aforementioned phone calls, along with a series of emails that have caued Miller concern, the singer has filed a restraining order against O’Neal.

    The do ents claim that the two were an item; following their break-up last month, the Phoenix Suns center “threatened to ‘blackball” [Alexis Miller] from the recording industry by paying established artists…. $500 each for their agreement to refuse to perform or record with her in the future…”

    Moreover, court paper depict an Shaq’s email that reads:”I dnt no who the fuk u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is all I gotta make no try me. Sho me.”

    O’Neal should be punished just for using that sort of grammer.

    Also incriminating? An image O’Neal allegedly sent Miller showing “an unsolicited vulgar and offensive illustration of a man physically restraining a woman while forcing her to engage in sexual intercourse with him.”

    O’Neal is scheduled to appear before a judge on September 4. Let’s hope his defense in court is better than it often is in the post against Tim Duncan.

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    Believe? rAm's Avatar
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    can't rap so to get that fame
    She gonna try to do to degrade my name
    that noise, this is tellin lies
    The only mail I sent is a load between her eyes

    Yeah I blackballed her, that's what Shaq do
    My black balls in a ho's mouth ain't nothin new
    Freaky ass likes to work on the prostate
    Take a whiff of her finger and you'll know how my ass taste
    oh man that ending was awesome

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    I own Allanon mavs>spurs2's Avatar
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    somewhere Kobe Bryant is laughing hysterically and jacking off

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    Mavs need to see if they can get a similar restraining order for Josh Howard.

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    Imagine if Kobe and Shaq had stayed together.

    They'd be the perfect 1-2 punch, the stalker and the rapist.

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