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  1. #26
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    That wasn't too bad now that I've read it again. I still pwned him though.
    wow ur gay

  2. #27
    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    Rappin Shaq failed in his rebuttal.

  3. #28
    3 stars and a sun
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    How much longer will it take for Rappin' Vlade's reply? Or did Rappin' Shaq finish him off with one rebuttal?
    Last edited by BWS-1994; 08-28-2008 at 11:10 AM. Reason: Spell check

  4. #29
    Celtic Nation NBA Junkie's Avatar
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    Rappin Shaq failed in his rebuttal.
    yup

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    My Cousin Kobe Medvedenko's Avatar
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    I approve of Rappin Vlade over that big pussy Rapping Snaq.

  6. #31
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    shaq ain't nothing but a big joke
    big diesel, big cactus, big hoax

    you should had stayed in miami
    where you were riding the pine and the coattails of wade
    instead you thought it'd be a good idea to go to phoenix
    where the sun is soon to fade

    shaq ain't nothing but a big joke
    big diesel, big cactus, big hoax

    can't win without kobe, can't win without wade
    you're days are numbered shaqfu
    you're karate can't save you
    time to retire, time to call it a day

    shaq ain't nothing but a big joke
    big diesel, big cactus, big hoax

    you're such the talker
    a false bravado
    a front if you will
    ousted in round one, how does it feel

    shaq ain't nothing but a big joke
    big diesel, big cactus, big hoax

    one last thing to say to you
    you know before round two
    yo shaq how does it taste
    you know, duncan's ass after he s on your face











    haha... i'm lame but oh well. i'm white i can't rap.

  7. #32
    Believe. Rappin' Vlade's Avatar
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    Rappin Shaq, why you talkin to me?
    i dominated your ass and we shouldve won four games to three.
    yet instead we got cheated and yes you got your ring,
    but not after you made Kobe's vagina sing.
    He got you three, so you owed him a favor or two,
    but, jeez, i didnt know you bent that way SHAQ FU!
    All you guys need to realize he's nothing but a clown,
    making you all smile, yet making me frown.
    He's soft, weak, definitely not one of the greats,
    spends his time raping women in many different states.
    While his wife looks on, with even more glee,
    as i give her a taste of the Big VLA-DE.
    First i then in her face,
    Yo Rappin' Shaq, tell me how my ass taste!

  8. #33
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    shaq might flow like a river
    on vlade's face
    shaq s bigger

    he'll bring it to yo face indeed
    here he s so stick that chin out
    vla-de

    shaq ripped the river apart
    like moses split the sea
    your ass'll be gushing red as it bleeds

    out the alleys of the ghetto there echos a voice sweeter
    it's vlade
    asking if he can taste shaqs ass with his finger
    Last edited by koriwhat; 08-29-2008 at 06:12 PM.

  9. #34
    Veteran confined's Avatar
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    You guys are gonna get the ship rapped outta you when rappin' shaq gets back from vacation

  10. #35
    stick and move dallaskd's Avatar
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    What's with these es tryin to diss the Big Cactus?
    Fools need to put in a little bit more practice
    Unless of course they doing this cuz they like to lose
    I'll slap their face with my so hard it leaves a bruise

    Only thing Vlade slaps is a rebound into Horry's hands
    Then he watches like a clown as Robert owns his ass
    Your lil' pussy flopping was the only thing we feared
    But we still wiped our nut sweat on yo beard year after year

    Hold on tho, I aint even gotta rap to diss you
    I already got my posted up on youtube

    So get yo weak third world country and toss it in a lake
    Yo Rappin' Vlade, tell me how my ass taste!
    wow

  11. #36
    Tell me how my ass taste! Rappin' Shaq's Avatar
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    Rappin Shaq failed in his rebuttal.
    When a ho calls out me I go at him like a Doberman
    Your ego's like my toilet, I just all over it
    Your sister ing redneck ass is a disgrace
    Yo Brutalis, tell me how my ass taste!

  12. #37
    stick and move dallaskd's Avatar
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    When a ho calls out me I go at him like a Doberman
    Your ego's like my toilet, I just all over it
    Your sister ing redneck ass is a disgrace
    Yo Brutalis, tell me how my ass taste!

  13. #38
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    rappin shaq is the man

  14. #39
    Tell me how my ass taste! Rappin' Shaq's Avatar
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    Rappin Shaq, why you talkin to me?
    i dominated your ass and we shouldve won four games to three.
    yet instead we got cheated and yes you got your ring,
    but not after you made Kobe's vagina sing.
    He got you three, so you owed him a favor or two,
    but, jeez, i didnt know you bent that way SHAQ FU!
    All you guys need to realize he's nothing but a clown,
    making you all smile, yet making me frown.
    He's soft, weak, definitely not one of the greats,
    spends his time raping women in many different states.
    While his wife looks on, with even more glee,
    as i give her a taste of the Big VLA-DE.
    First i then in her face,
    Yo Rappin' Shaq, tell me how my ass taste!
    1---2---3 and to tha 4
    Rappin' Shaq is back to rip the hinges of tha doors
    And tear the roof off of this mother in place
    Looks like my asshole and Vlade are on a second date

    You a made fool, a Serbian
    Your failed ass response was a big time no-no
    I got platinum records, everyone knows I'm the boss
    Your gay ass got mentioned in a song by Kris Kross

    You got a lot of heart to step another round in the ring
    But you still gettin beat into the ground by the king
    So just quit while you this far behind in the race
    Yo Rappin' Vlade, tell me how my ass taste!

  15. #40
    stick and move dallaskd's Avatar
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    hah...best one yet.

  16. #41
    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq doesn't fail.

  17. #42
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Why is all yall callin out rappin shaq
    You es just want to be victims of attack
    Shaq ain't got time for all the dissers
    He's too busy layin pipe to all yall sisters
    Big Cactus be puttin all you es in yo place
    All you es know how shaq's ass tastes

  18. #43
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Why is all yall callin out rappin shaq
    You es just want to be victims of attack
    Shaq ain't got time for all the dissers
    He's too busy layin pipe to all yall sisters
    Big Cactus be puttin all you es in yo place
    All you es know how shaq's ass tastes

  19. #44
    Believe. Rappin' Vlade's Avatar
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    1---2---3 and to tha 4
    Rappin' Shaq is back to rip the hinges of tha doors
    And tear the roof off of this mother in place
    Looks like my asshole and Vlade are on a second date

    You a made fool, a Serbian
    Your failed ass response was a big time no-no
    I got platinum records, everyone knows I'm the boss
    Your gay ass got mentioned in a song by Kris Kross

    You got a lot of heart to step another round in the ring
    But you still gettin beat into the ground by the king
    So just quit while you this far behind in the race
    Yo Rappin' Vlade, tell me how my ass taste!
    just like toilet paper, im getting wiped all around,
    as Shaq's asshole keeps beating me to the ground.
    but im not done yet, not yet Shaq Daddy.
    you still have one more test before you get rid of Vlade

    i know you have more supporters, i know you have more fans.
    Giving me a better workout, than your own sweat glands.
    When you run down court, it look like you just got out of the pool,
    its no wonder people cant stop you, fool.

    Sweat like a pig, stink like a skunk.
    Body of a whale, and legs like treetrunk.
    Agility of a sloth, hops like Scot Pollard,
    i cant see how you're even worth a dollar.

    So now its time for our assholes to switch roles,
    now that ive finally taken your soul.
    So everybody bow down to me with haste,
    and Rappin Shaq, .................

  20. #45
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    Fail

  21. #46
    Team Duncan AnotherArgie's Avatar
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    This is hilarious.

    Rappin' Shaq FTW.

  22. #47
    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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  23. #48
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    Nice...very nice.

  24. #49
    Believe. Rappin' Muresan's Avatar
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    Ei chemare eu mare George born īnăuntru Romānia Slam dunking asemănător Wrestlemania Ceas mare George stumble gīt art.hot. lane Mare timp shot blocat a bea Alizae Spate īnăuntru I know tu ceas eu achiziţie drafted Şi īnăuntru 1998 tu seară ceas eu actin Didn't joc nu superhero wannabe Cus mare George şi es always faţă eu Try la spre oprire eu de la catchin art.hot. roundball adīnc Im mare George copilaş on court I privit adormit Shaq I inimă ei chemare tu galactus Şi cu Kobe I inimă tu asemănător al tău ars lucaed!

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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    Ei chemare eu mare George born īnăuntru Romānia Slam dunking asemănător Wrestlemania Ceas mare George stumble gīt art.hot. lane Mare timp shot blocat a bea Alizae Spate īnăuntru I know tu ceas eu achiziţie drafted Şi īnăuntru 1998 tu seară ceas eu actin Didn't joc nu superhero wannabe Cus mare George şi es always faţă eu Try la spre oprire eu de la catchin art.hot. roundball adīnc Im mare George copilaş on court I privit adormit Shaq I inimă ei chemare tu galactus Şi cu Kobe I inimă tu asemănător al tău ars lucaed!
    die

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