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  1. #1
    I Love Colorado!!!!!!!!!!
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    Time for the greatest of all time to wear the crown
    So tell Rappin' Shaq to come forward and bow down
    Soon as he bends over I'm a him in his asshole
    I don't care about consent because that's how I roll
    Rappin Tony failed, Rappin Vlade soon followed
    But I'm a dominate Shaq like I'm back in Colorado
    Rappin' Shaq is in for his first ever loss
    Then once he leave the room I'll go jerk myself off

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    I own Allanon mavs>spurs2's Avatar
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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    maybe Rappin' Shaq finally has some decent compe ion

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    This should be good.

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    Sex Panther user- 60% of the time, it works every time. Sausage's Avatar
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    UH OH.

    Don't F**k with Rapin' Kobe.

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    If Rappin' Shaq is gold, then Rapin' Kobe is a $2 million Diamond.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    i'm the mother in' mvp
    i around on you and you go me
    two million dollar ring
    that's what my willy costed me
    it's hard being the mother in' mvp

    some dumb said i raped her
    but i only rape the league
    throwing down monster dunks
    shooting lights out
    being all that i can be
    that's what makes me the mother in' mvp

    ps: hahaha.. i love trying to make stupid rhymes.

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    Rappin Tony failed, Rappin Vlade soon followed
    you're also forgetting Rappin' Ostertag, Rappin' Quinn, oh and then there was this pathetic attempt http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...43#post2741943

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    Time for the greatest of all time to wear the crown
    So tell Rappin' Shaq to come forward and bow down
    Soon as he bends over I'm a him in his asshole
    I don't care about consent because that's how I roll
    Rappin Tony failed, Rappin Vlade soon followed
    But I'm a dominate Shaq like I'm back in Colorado
    Rappin' Shaq is in for his first ever loss
    Then once he leave the room I'll go jerk myself off

    I said a hip hop da hibby to tha hibby
    ya both should stop rappin, ya jump
    shot Im slappin, to the bang bang tha
    boogie, said up jump tha jury and yo
    rape with blind fury, so dont come a given,
    some weak ya spitten.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    If Rappin' Shaq is gold, then Rapin' Kobe is a $2 million Diamond.
    What if they are one and the same?

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    Spur Forever urunobili's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq i will own this sucka'

  12. #12
    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    about time


    but chances are they're the same person.

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    let's hug it out bitch Rappin Shaq's Agent's Avatar
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    My client is currently practicing his free throw shooting but would like to assure the SpursTalk community that he will respond to this "punk " as soon as he is finished with practice.

    Oh who the am I kidding, he's not practicing free throws, he's in a four-way with some dirty hookers right now.

  14. #14
    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    What if they are one and the same?

    $2 million dollar diamond with a gold band?

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    My client is currently practicing his free throw shooting but would like to assure the SpursTalk community that he will respond to this "punk " as soon as he is finished with practice.

    Oh who the am I kidding, he's not practicing free throws, he's in a four-way with some dirty hookers right now.
    Superhead said Shaq has a small weiner for a man his size. I doubt he can handle three hookers unless two of them are just being paid to watch.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    $2 million dollar diamond with a gold band?
    Sounds like a championship ring...

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    Veteran confined's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq is the undisputed king, none of these pretenders even come close

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    Poker Phenom. Heath Ledger's Avatar
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    Show me a hot woman, and i'll show you a guy who's tired of ing her.

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    One more time... xtremesteven33's Avatar
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    haha rappin shaq is viewing the thread

  20. #20
    Tell me how my ass taste! Rappin' Shaq's Avatar
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    I knew that this would come eventually
    Kobe ventin' his anger cuz he can't win without me
    What Paul Pierce did to you should get him arrested for rape
    And his hands won't be shakin when the cops interrogate

    Yo! the size of Kobe's manhood is just embarrassin'
    In the locker room that was a boy amongst men
    Kobe, your is so small that it's in amazing
    No wonder you so popular with all them Asians

    And Superhead's full of , yo my is legit
    She just pissed that she's such a stank ass
    I'm cool to the s, never accused of rape
    Yo, Rapin' Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!

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    Veteran confined's Avatar
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    I knew that this would come eventually
    Kobe ventin' his anger cuz he can't win without me
    What Paul Pierce did to you should get him arrested for rape
    And his hands won't be shakin when the cops interrogate

    Yo! the size of Kobe's manhood is just embarrassin'
    In the locker room that was a boy amongst men
    Kobe, your is so small that it's in amazing
    No wonder you so popular with all them Asians

    And Superhead's full of , yo my is legit
    She just pissed that she's such a stank ass
    I'm cool to the s, never accused of rape
    Yo, Rapin' Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!
    get the out rappin' kobe!

  22. #22
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Rappin' Kobe wins round one for sure

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    Proud Silver Medalist Doug Collins's Avatar
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    Checkmate.

  24. #24
    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    I knew that this would come eventually
    Kobe ventin' his anger cuz he can't win without me
    What Paul Pierce did to you should get him arrested for rape
    And his hands won't be shakin when the cops interrogate

    Yo! the size of Kobe's manhood is just embarrassin'
    In the locker room that was a boy amongst men
    Kobe, your is so small that it's in amazing
    No wonder you so popular with all them Asians

    And Superhead's full of , yo my is legit
    She just pissed that she's such a stank ass
    I'm cool to the s, never accused of rape
    Yo, Rapin' Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!
    wow

    rapin kobe has been ethered.

  25. #25
    Believe? rAm's Avatar
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    my vote goes to Kobe on this one.

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