Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[E20]

How the does this get so much affection?
Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
It's time for me to destroy your in ass like Nagasaki

I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

Judging by your sex life that is in doubt
in' white skanks who get out and about
You taggin so nasty you can't finish the sex
Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

And that just proves that you're a made pansy
She was a dirty skank with multiple stains on her panties
And she still refused to take your load in her face
What kinda pussified man lets a put him in his place?

Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
You can't with the champ so get out of my face
You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


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And now time to slay these other little es
Who turned their backs on me like some mother in snitches
Don't ever forget that I rule this place
Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
all you mother ers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

ALL YOU MOTHER ERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

WOW LMAO

Rapping Shaq for the mother ign win.!@!!!!!

[MavDynasty]

fail(van horn)

[anakha]

lol nah im not even gonna try. i just wanted to see who would notice first

Weak.

Biedrins has laid down the challenge. Step up or GTFO!

[MavDynasty]

Weak.

Biedrins has laid down the challenge. Step up or GTFO!

true dat

[Rappin' Stojakovic]

i just hug the line and try to get 3 cheap points. i dont rap

[DPG21920]

Rappin Vinny:

Rappin Shaq: I may be 6 foot 4 you may be 7'6
But I'm bigger than you with the rhymes that I spit
Everyone knows I am not into sloppy seconds
I tried to pull out ya wife, but I think I got the pregnant
So don't be surprised when "you" have a baby with the ho
And don't be surprised when the kid makes a free throw
I am done with you, your old and slow
Your guts hanging over and your balls hang low

Next on up is rapping B
Your flow and e hair are both goofy
He's the dark horse, I'm the Italian Stallion
I crush him with my rap, and do it while I'm stylin
Funny that you would bring up my career,
When Mbenga is the one giving it to ya up the rear
All your good for is put backs and tips
Well heres one for you, dude you should quit
So damn scrawny, homie eat a snack
Your the only rapper on here that shoots worse than Shaq
Maybe if yall both practice forever
you could shoot 2 for 20 if you combined scores together

So thats it for now, I know it stings like mace
All at once now, tell my how my ass taste.

[DPG21920]

You should have created a Rappin' Del Negro troll.

I know, but I was gonna act like he got on my account...Rappin Vinny troll would of held his own

[manufor3]

im waiting for rappin' dirk

[Epic Fail]

Rappin Vinny:

Rappin Shaq: I may be 6 foot 4 you may be 7'6
But I'm bigger than you with the rhymes that I spit
Everyone knows I am not into sloppy seconds
I tried to pull out ya wife, but I think I got the pregnant
So don't be surprised when "you" have a baby with the ho
And don't be surprised when the kid makes a free throw
I am done with you, your old and slow
Your guts hanging over and your balls hang low

Next on up is rapping B
Your flow and e hair are both goofy
He's the dark horse, I'm the Italian Stallion
I crush him with my rap, and do it while I'm stylin
Funny that you would bring up my career,
When Mbenga is the one giving it to ya up the rear
All your good for is put backs and tips
Well heres one for you, dude you should quit
So damn scrawny, homie eat a snack
Your the only rapper on here that shoots worse than Shaq
Maybe if yall both practice forever
you could shoot 2 for 20 if you combined scores together

So thats it for now, I know it stings like mace
All at once now, tell my how my ass taste.

did you ask for me?

[anakha]

Now that Biedrins has brought in the wife comparisons, I will be very disappointed if we don't see a Rappin' Jaric post soon.

[DPG21920]

did you ask for me?

Get outta here!

[AnotherArgie]

Rappin' Shaq is my idol.

[endrity]

I think the thread has officially reached classic status, one to remember for sure.

p.s Epic Fail has also been one of the coolest idea for a troll that someone ever thought of.

[RonMexico]

This thread is great. Rappin' Shaq cannot be touched - it's official. Rappin' Kobe has to come back with something good or Rappin' Biedrins needs to step up if we want this to be a contest at all.

Rappin' Shaq's 32 overall posts (as of today) might be the greatest in SpursTalk history.

[Doug Collins]

It's over. Rappin' Shaq pwnage

[dallaskd]

good work LEONARD.

i knew you could get the basketball fans riled up.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

good work LEONARD.

i knew you could get the basketball fans riled up.

Please don't say he's Rappin' Shaq.

[J.T.]

Rappin' Shaq isn't LEONARD, it's me

[baseline bum]

Damn, you got skills Shaq

[E20]

I'm actually rapping shaq.

[Borosai]

I'm amused.

[IronMexican]

This reminds me of that South Park episode when Cartman ed the town up with that speed boat.

[dirk4mvp]

rappin shaq laid all you fake es down.


nobody can touch rappin shaq. rapin kobe is the closest but he's still far away.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

This reminds me of that South Park episode when Cartman ed the town up with that speed boat.

[rj215]

Rappin' Shaq is the G.O.A.T.