Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[Rappin Robert Horry]

Now what do we have here, a bunch of fakers
Two white boys and a scorned Laker
Van Horn you carry round craka rap baggage
your stupid ass rymed average with average

Beiedrins you right, that wifey is hot
tell me did the the wedding band cost alot?
you talk about rings like they easy to get
not for you commie cause you can't shoot for

Which brings me to you mister Fail
You had to bribe your wife to stay out of jail
Your time without shaq ain't been fun
when you made it to the playoffs, you lost to the suns
But how do you trade away being Nash's ?
A forty point flameout to the celtics.
That was so bad it wasn't even funny
you should have sued for undisclosed money,
Like that peace of white tail you just couldn't pass
you probably didn't enjoy taking it up the ass

I could go on but that's just a waste,
all you es know how my ass tastes

[mavs>spurs2]

Now what do we have here, a bunch of fakers
Two white boys and a scorned Laker
Van Horn you carry round craka rap baggage
your stupid ass rymed average with average

Beiedrins you right, that wifey is hot
tell me did the the wedding band cost alot?
you talk about rings like they easy to get
not for you commie cause you can't shoot for

Which brings me to you mister Fail
You had to bribe your wife to stay out of jail
Your time without shaq ain't been fun
when you made it to the playoffs, you lost to the suns
But how do you trade away being Nash's ?
A forty point flameout to the celtics.
That was so bad it wasn't even funny
you should have sued for undisclosed maney,
Like that peace of white tail you just couldn't pass
you probably didn't enjoy taking it up the ass

I could go on but that's just a waste,
all you es know how my ass tastes

win!

[Rappin' Timmy]

How the does this get so much affection?
Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
It's time for me to destroy your in ass like Nagasaki

I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

Judging by your sex life that is in doubt
in' white skanks who get out and about
You taggin so nasty you can't finish the sex
Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

And that just proves that you're a made pansy
She was a dirty skank with multiple stains on her panties
And she still refused to take your load in her face
What kinda pussified man lets a put him in his place?

Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
You can't with the champ so get out of my face
You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


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And now time to slay these other little es
Who turned their backs on me like some mother in snitches
Don't ever forget that I rule this place
Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
all you mother ers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

ALL YOU MOTHER ERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

I'm not gonna lie that was pretty in' good
But lay off of Kobe, he's just a poor little nub
You put him in his place, it's time to move on
Cause the Big Fundamental is comin' on strong

You're a big, fat , who's fallin' behind in the race
C'mon Shaq, you gotta pick up the in' pace
We each got four rings, but my career ain't done
I'm workin' on my fifth, while you're strugglin' to run

So let's hear your response, it better be quick
It better be good or else you'll be suckin' my
When it's all said and done, I'll on your face
Now Shaq, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[Rappin Robert Horry]

I'm not gonna lie that was pretty in' good
But lay off of Kobe, he's just a poor little nub
You put him in his place, it's time to move on
Cause the Big Fundamental is comin' on strong

You're a big, fat , who's fallin' behind in the race
C'mon Shaq, you gotta pick up the in' pace
We each got four rings, but my career ain't done
I'm workin' on my fifth, while you're strugglin' to run

So let's hear your response, it better be quick
It better be good or else you'll be suckin' my
When it's all said and done, I'll on your face
Now Shaq, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

You know that we is homies, cuz we tight like that
But you should know better than to go against Shaq
An 80 year old may run a better quarter time
But Shaq's real skill is spittin dope rymes
In nerd terms you'd understand, as to why you can't win
Shaqs a level 50 wizard and you an apprentice paladin

[angelbelow]

terrble

[Rappin Robert Horry]

Does Rappin Shaq have multiple personalities???

I guess i have to intro me to you
I'm the guy with that shot in oh2
Two times with two team I've won it all twice
now i gots more rings than Kobe's wife
I've always been known to pick the right team
And I've got more rings than any Laker can dream
i'm not shaq as you can plainly see
It's just too awesome to be me
Me and shaq share one thing since you're so eager
Kobe ain't won since i left either.

question asked question answered now you know my place
lakaluva TELL MY HOW MY ASS TASTES

[Rap Kill Bill Pana]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means ,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you like cow

[mavs>spurs2]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means ,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you like cow

this is my new favorite ing troll

[anakha]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means ,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you like cow

[tp2021]

Me and shaq share one thing since you're so eager
Kobe ain't won since i left either.

now THAT is a line.

[Rappin Ha-Seung Jin]

Shaq you're big but you ain't nuthin

A real man knows how to ride the muffin

Yo I'm sick of your lame ass getting riches and fame

When they all should be acredditing my name.

Ya think you're big, ya think you're funny.

All ya are is a prison honey.

I'm the fridge, the mountain, the Asian Cooler

I'll bend ya over and it'll be all the crueler

Now Shaq..TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES.

[Epic Fail]

Shaq you're big but you ain't nuthin

A real man knows how to ride the muffin

Yo I'm sick of your lame ass getting riches and fame

When they all should be acredditing my name.

Ya think you're big, ya think you're funny.

All ya are is a prison honey.

I'm the fridge, the mountain, the Asian Cooler

I'll bend ya over and it'll be all the crueler

Now Shaq..TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES.

we should hang out more often

[Warlord23]

Thread of the year!!

Rap rankings:
1. Shaq
2. Horry
3. Kobe
4. Biedrins
5. Kill Bill Pana

[Rappin' Ref]

This one's for Vlade, I heard he was snitchin'
I'm outin' myself, so stop all the in'
Now keep your mouth shut while I blow my whistle
Shaq's not to blame, it's me quite simple
I needed some money and needed it fast
So I swallowed my whistle every time you flopped on your ass
I told my fellow men to do the same
Its pretty damn obvious why the Lakers won the game
Personally I liked Webber, Bibby, and Christie
While on the court, their passes were nifty
Stern forced our calls and knew it'd be risky
He had profits to protect, your finals ratings would have been ty
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize
The Kings deserved the win, your series was compromised
I feel remorse, I feel regret
But this fat wad of cash helps me to forget
And to the fans of Sac who feel they were screwed
To those of you who yelled and booed
You're all stupid rednecks who are dumb as
Who comes to a ball game and brings a bell

[AnotherArgie]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means ,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you like cow

[Duncanoypi]

WTF!....where's rappin udrih when you needed him?

[benefactor]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means ,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you like cow

This one of the best threads I have ever read...on any forum.

[Pero]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means ,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you like cow

[manufor3]

im laughing so hard.

[TheProfessor]

Amazing. Best thread I've seen on ST.

[stretch]

this thread should be classic, but with idiots like lakaluva and DPG doing raps without even signing into trolls has been completely ruining it.

on a side note... did anyone notice that it says RAPIN' Kobe, instead of RAPPIN' Kobe? I'm wondering if that was intended to be a subtle shot or not... but i found it amusing...

[Doug Collins]

I come here to says one thing,
US #1 rank is joke like Kobe wife's $4 millions ring,
Golds in Olympia dont means ,
New FIBA ranking say you not legit,
All Americas can shut up their lies now,
In last 8 year of basketball you like cow

Beautiful

[RonMexico]

this thread should be classic, but with idiots like lakaluva and DPG doing raps without even signing into trolls has been completely ruining it.

on a side note... did anyone notice that it says RAPIN' Kobe, instead of RAPPIN' Kobe? I'm wondering if that was intended to be a subtle shot or not... but i found it amusing...

Yeah, I didn't realize that until last night...

Rap Kill Bill Pana is the only one who can come close to Rappin' Shaq right now in the humor dept. We need to see more of him.

[BUMP]

This one's for Vlade, I heard he was snitchin'
I'm outin' myself, so stop all the in'
Now keep your mouth shut while I blow my whistle
Shaq's not to blame, it's me quite simple
I needed some money and needed it fast
So I swallowed my whistle every time you flopped on your ass
I told my fellow men to do the same
Its pretty damn obvious why the Lakers won the game
Personally I liked Webber, Bibby, and Christie
While on the court, their passes were nifty
Stern forced our calls and knew it'd be risky
He had profits to protect, your finals ratings would have been ty
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize
The Kings deserved the win, your series was compromised
I feel remorse, I feel regret
But this fat wad of cash helps me to forget
And to the fans of Sac who feel they were screwed
To those of you who yelled and booed
You're all stupid rednecks who are dumb as
Who comes to a ball game and brings a bell

this one's not bad

[TheMadHatter]

Best thread ever.