I didn't notice it said Rapin' Kobe either. +1 for Kobe.
this thread FTW!!
Call me out?! Tell you how your ass taste?!
you’re phonier than those chicks that look better on myspace
They don’t front like you we all know they’re dumb hoes
You knuckle up but your ’s weaker than your free throws
I Hustle I don’t claim to rap
Don’t get bitter cuz I ain’t all up on your nut sack
Fuk Kobe too that can eat a
I just gave him his because compared to yours his first rhyme was sick
Don’t call me out again got askin how your ass taste
I won’t ask like Kobe I’ll just nut all up in your fat face
So the next time you crossed eyed decides to get up in my space
I’ll yell out YO Rappin’ Shaq TELL ME HOW MY NUT TASTES
YO SNAQ TELL ME HOW MY NUT TASTES!
You're not my so you never had my "affection" got
You only have one?
My name is Obama,
I drop bombs like Osama,
Without humping dem llamas.
Uh Break it down.
My brothers, my sisters, The Chosen one is here.
Please do not hate, for that is all I do fear.
The anger, the hatred, it does not belong,
No one cares about rings, your wives, or Shaq's Schlong.
Speaking of Shaq, I ain't got yo back.
I am The One, you are the self-proclaimed Big Diesel.
You are killing the planet, the birds, and the Weasel.
Your wife went from Diesel, and then to unleaded (divorce homie)
I beg of you wind, solar, & gas before we all get beheaded!
And then we have Kobe, Mr. 81.
Barrack is not impressed, Barrack needs no gun.
I stuck to my bell, the beautiful Mic e.
You pull an Edwards and cheat on your wife,
Homie probably supports the war and is most definitely pro-life.
In conclusion my friends, my neighbors, my es.
Snitches get s ches and believers get Hope.
Hope we can believe in, hope that will change, change that will bring hope, and a changed belief in hope to change the future hope of all who hope for change and...
*record skip*
God Bless you all, from large to small.
God Bless America, from Derek to Erica.
Take it ova Beyonce!!!
Last edited by Rappin' Obama; 09-04-2008 at 11:33 AM.
troll of the year candidate!
translation:
As in I bust a nut.
To have nutted.
In the process of or to be nutting
ex: I just nutted all over her face.
ex #2: YO SNAQ TELL ME HOW MY NUT TASTES!
thats rich.
Rappin' Horry was pretty good too.
Yeah, I have to admit, this is pretty good.
Who the is Rappin Shaq, getting all this rave
That the Rappin basketball legends, had to wake me up out of my grave
You got the nerve to call yourself Superman, or even the man of steel
If you had upped yo game, Buss would have gave you a new deal
You call yo self a horse, muthafucca Im a sex legend
20,000 hoes served, is what landed me in heaven
Not one dollar spent, especially not a million
The way you was out there trickin, it could have been a billion
You let Kobe run you out town, then your wife started cheatin
Fool dont you know, thats when I would have commenced to beating
On her muthafuccin ass, everyday and everynight
Not on in youtube, tryin to start web fights
But you let her come back, even after you caught her sucking
Im not gonna ask you how my ass taste, cause you a fuccin trick
Im a end this lil session, and put it all to rest
But remember one thing, Im the muthafuccin best
The whole world bows down to my 100, and Im a throw in yo face
But tell me one thing Shaq, how my muthafuccin ass taste
yooooooooooo! It's on! WAR WAR WAR WAR!
Kick this er's ass Rapping Shaq!
Boring, go post in the other thread unless you are actually going to bring something funny.
I created Rappin Vinny to taunt Rappin Shaq, little did I know I was unleashing the fury of . There has been some good replies, but Rappin Shaq has easily laid them all to rest. Rappin Shaq is the G.O.A.T
Your life is bs
Mine came right after the Rappin Kobe, I clearly stated that Rappin Kobe won (which he did) then made Rappin Vinny with my screen name showing so there were no secrets. All to stir up the Shaq. It failed, I will gladly admit it, but it did inspire some other stuff
This may be true but you like cow
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
BTW I was sayin BS to the GOAT remark not all the rest. I think I read some that were better than his. He got here first so of course he built that base I'll give him that but it's like saying that Michael Keaton will always be the best Batman because he was the first (movie Batman). Times change and KBP is the new Batman so to speak.
It would of been better if I created a troll, but I wanted him to know it was me so he would go off. That's why he has not replied to all of the rest, to many people coming at him that are not worthy.
Rappin Kobe, Horry, Biedrins and KBP are legit though. Rappin Shaq needs to answer them or they will take over.
Rappin' Obama and Rappin' Mihm are now viewing
i think they're all the same guy... was too many creative minds...
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