Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[DPG21920]

What if Kill bill rapped as himself and Rappin Shaq?

[stretch]

Mine came right after the Rappin Kobe, I clearly stated that Rappin Kobe won (which he did) then made Rappin Vinny with my screen name showing so there were no secrets. All to stir up the Shaq. It failed, I will gladly admit it, but it did inspire some other stuff

you didnt inspire

[Rappin Shaq's Agent]

BTW I was sayin BS to the GOAT remark not all the rest. I think I read some that were better than his. He got here first so of course he built that base I'll give him that but it's like saying that Michael Keaton will always be the best Batman because he was the first (movie Batman). Times change and KBP is the new Batman so to speak.

My client only feels the need to respond to challengers who are worth his time, which is a group you aren't a part of. The incredible failure of your so-called "rap", along with your obvious baiting & fake posturing, are undoubtedly nothing more than attention-whoring moves, and definitely gives you " status" in my client's eyes. You challenging my client is the equivalent of DeShawn Stevenson attempting to take on LeBron, which was like Soulja Boy taking on Jay-Z. If you'd like to participate in a battle you can possibly win, my client suggests taking on Rappin' Van Horn as he's somewhere around your level.

[resistanze]

you didnt inspire

Epic failures have been known to inspire some.

[DPG21920]

you didnt inspire

I wish I could press F8 and slap you!

[DPG21920]

Mine came right after the Rappin Kobe, I clearly stated that Rappin Kobe won (which he did) then made Rappin Vinny with my screen name showing so there were no secrets. All to stir up the Shaq. It failed, I will gladly admit it, but it did inspire some other stuff

How can you come at a man who goes after himself...you can't

[stretch]

I wish I could press F8 and slap you!

you can. press F9.

[stretch]

How can you come at a man who goes after himself...you can't

just did

[TheMadHatter]

So are we ever gonna get to find out who all the Rappin' trolls are?

[stretch]

So are we ever gonna get to find out who all the Rappin' trolls are?

i know

[DPG21920]

just did

You did nothing, just like most other days in your life

[BUMP]

Rappin' Shaq and Ostertag are viewing get ready

[AnotherArgie]

LOL:

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[I. Hustle]

My client only feels the need to respond to challengers who are worth his time, which is a group you aren't a part of. The incredible failure of your so-called "rap", along with your obvious baiting & fake posturing, are undoubtedly nothing more than attention-whoring moves, and definitely gives you " status" in my client's eyes. You challenging my client is the equivalent of DeShawn Stevenson attempting to take on LeBron, which was like Soulja Boy taking on Jay-Z. If you'd like to participate in a battle you can possibly win, my client suggests taking on Rappin' Van Horn as he's somewhere around your level.

I’ve looked this over, reviewed it and determined that what you are saying means . called me out first not the other way around. He can duck me if he wants I have no problem with that. Your client isn’t even on the level of rappin VanHorn.
So to sum up my feelings for your response. I read it, printed it, crumbled it up and straightened it out, repeated that process until it was nice and soft and then wiped my ass with it.

Also your client had already received " " status in my eyes and you just joined him. So you two can go hug it then tug it out .

[BUMP]

lol its like the calm before the storm. the anticipation is too much

[Rappin' Shaq]

Now what do we have here, a bunch of fakers
Two white boys and a scorned Laker
Van Horn you carry round craka rap baggage
your stupid ass rymed average with average

Beiedrins you right, that wifey is hot
tell me did the the wedding band cost alot?
you talk about rings like they easy to get
not for you commie cause you can't shoot for

Which brings me to you mister Fail
You had to bribe your wife to stay out of jail
Your time without shaq ain't been fun
when you made it to the playoffs, you lost to the suns
But how do you trade away being Nash's ?
A forty point flameout to the celtics.
That was so bad it wasn't even funny
you should have sued for undisclosed money,
Like that peace of white tail you just couldn't pass
you probably didn't enjoy taking it up the ass

I could go on but that's just a waste,
all you es know how my ass tastes

I'm down with this rap, good , nothing boring
Big props for Big Shot Rappin Robert Horry
Hittin shots in the clutch, teabaggin the s
We gon' drop all these s ridin on our nuts

Other rappers are in doubt, this is just scary
Knockin their asses out to feed em our dingleberrys
Rappin' Shaq & Rappin' Horry takin over this place
All those other rappers must enjoy how our ass taste

[DPG21920]

I think Rappin Shaq is either:

KBP - because that would just bring the joint down

Slomo - because he has a master plan to have everyone have a custom sig of Rappin Shaq because he's into the that

or

Stretch - not because he has any talent that he displays, but because he is in here posting, leaves and then Rappin Shaq suddenly appears in the thread

[DPG21920]

I'm down with this rap, good , nothing boring
Big props for Big Shot Rappin Robert Horry
Hittin shots in the clutch, teabaggin the s
We gon' drop all these s ridin on our nuts

Other rappers are in doubt, this is just scary
Knockin their asses out to feed em our dingleberrys
Rappin' Shaq & Rappin' Horry takin over this place
All those other rappers must enjoy how our ass taste

Oh , a duo now. Like Snoop and Dre.

[stretch]

Stretch - not because he has any talent that he displays, but because he is in here posting, leaves and then Rappin Shaq suddenly appears in the thread

you obviously spend a lot of time paying attention to what other people are doing on an internet forum. me in particular.

[AnotherArgie]

Rappin' Shaq never lets me down.

[BUMP]

who is Rappin Shaq?

[DPG21920]

you obviously spend a lot of time paying attention to what other people are doing on an internet forum. me in particular.

Nope, just today. I don't think I have ever talked to you before today. I just noticed that we were bantering, you left and Rappin' Shaq appeared. Don't flatter yourself kid.

[Slomo]

...
Slomo - because he has a master plan to have everyone have a custom sig of Rappin Shaq because he's into the that...

I Wish! Unfortunately I can barely read those rhymes, let alone write them. How did you come to the idea it was me? Are you reading this thread doing Rasho's accent?

[Rappin' Shaq]

where i do start, oh yeah Rappin' Shaq,
look at you getting a heart attack.
just cause Kobe challenged you, the fans followed,
jesus, why do you have to be so hollow?
i would talk some about doing your wife,
but i already got a better one in my life

Oh my god, is this little for real?
I can't believe this sorry right here
You ain't a legit NBA player, you got here on your belly
You got your job cuz you took it in the ass from Nellie

You brag about your woman but I've had way better ho's
She ain't even hot enough to stick her tongue in my butthole
That skank's run through the NBA, that pussy's overripe
Put a blacklight on her panties and it brightens up the night

You thought you could take me on? you in a dream
You shoot your in free throws even worse than me
So get your Latvian/Russian/whatever the you are out my face
Go farm some potatoes and tell me how my ass taste!

[dirk4mvp]

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