Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[Rappin' Ostertag]

To the poser Rapin' Kobe.....

Boy, I'm gon’ chew you, ‘cause I knew you
Was talking that junk, punk, now I’ma do you
The way you should be done - call you my son
Make you say "Daddy, I don't want none!"
I've had enough of you acting tough
You huff, puff, grab your stuff, you cream puff bluff
Talk about a battle, but you don't wanna do it
You got yourself into it, you blew it
You egomaniac, I'm a brainiac
You came back with a stone cold plain attack

Make him feel the wrath, beat him down and laugh
And when I’m finished, I'm gonna ask him
”Who's the best?” And if he don't say Shaq
I'll take my whip and make him call himself whack
Whip him good, then I'll make him sweat
Always talking about battles, but he never had a battle yet
But if we ever did, how could he beat me?
He’s so petrified and scared to even meet me!
My word's the law – that's why you don't beef
You're nothing but a punk, court star, and a thief
So I'm putting you on punishment, just like a child
Never touch another mic – how ya like me now?

[DPG21920]

Oh my god, is this little for real?
I can't believe this sorry right here
You ain't a legit NBA player, you got here on your belly
You got your job cuz you took it in the ass from Nellie

You brag about your woman but I've had way better ho's
She ain't even hot enough to stick her tongue in my butthole
That skank's run through the NBA, that pussy's overripe
Put a blacklight on her panties and it brightens up the night

You thought you could take me on? you in a dream
You shoot your in free throws even worse than me
So get your Latvian/Russian/whatever the you are out my face
Go farm some potatoes and tell me how my ass taste!

That is hilarious. Although Rappin Vinny already used the FT comparison.

[DPG21920]

I Wish! Unfortunately I can barely read those rhymes, let alone write them. How did you come to the idea it was me? Are you reading this thread doing Rasho's accent?

I did not really think it was you, just saw you viewing!

[DPG21920]

you obviously spend a lot of time paying attention to what other people are doing on an internet forum. me in particular.

[Rappin' Spursstalker]

Look boys...all this fighting is ridiculous
Why don't you come over here and put your in this?
What? You think you're too good for a gal like me.
Fine, then I'll just e-bang the next troll I see.

Oh, look it's mouse again!
Are you still coming to my house at ten?
I cooked you your favorite supper.
On your way pick up a box of rubbers.

Spursreport has banned me like fifty times.
I guess Dusty didn't like being last in line.
I tried to make a new home at Spurstalk.
But there aren't enough guys who'll let me tease their .

So, I'll take my ball and go home.
But everyone knows I'll never be alone.
Talking about it myself is such a waste.
Just ask Mouse...he'll tell you how my ass tastes.

[Rapin' Kobe]

Man this it's time to let the dogs loose
Rappin' Shaq gettin dropped like Tupac in Juice
The dude's rhymes are gettin weak, and his agent is a
Plus Shaq & Rappin' Horry are on some Brokeback

I go and drop 81 points on the Raptors
Shaq drops 81 pounders in the crapper
Fat ing , your scale never goes South
How you type raps while stuffin burgers in your mouth?

So bow down to the champ, your butthole is gettin stabbed
If you really want I'll even give you an autograph
with me again and it won't be considered rape
Cuz talkin to me is asking to know how my ass taste

[DPG21920]

Ok, ok, ok

[Hype Man Manu]

Man this it's time to let the dogs loose
Rappin' Shaq gettin dropped like Tupac in Juice
The dude's rhymes are gettin weak, and his agent is a
Plus Shaq & Rappin' Horry are on some Brokeback

I go and drop 81 points on the Raptors
Shaq drops 81 pounders in the crapper
Fat ing , your scale never goes South
How you type raps while stuffin burgers in your mouth?

So bow down to the champ, your butthole is gettin stabbed
If you really want I'll even give you an autograph
with me again and it won't be considered rape
Cuz talkin to me is asking to know how my ass taste

WHAT WHAT WHAT YO SHAQ TELL 'EM HOW IS ASS TASTE!

YO YO YO BURGERS IN YOUR MOUTH!

[dirk4mvp]

WHAT WHAT WHAT YO SHAQ TELL 'EM HOW IS ASS TASTE!

YO YO YO BURGERS IN YOUR MOUTH!

[Hype Man Manu]

Yo Tell 'em It's Some Brokeback !


Kobe...whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Sweet Jeebus this thing is going classic before our eyes.

[Doug Collins]

Man this it's time to let the dogs loose
Rappin' Shaq gettin dropped like Tupac in Juice
The dude's rhymes are gettin weak, and his agent is a
Plus Shaq & Rappin' Horry are on some Brokeback

I go and drop 81 points on the Raptors
Shaq drops 81 pounders in the crapper
Fat ing , your scale never goes South
How you type raps while stuffin burgers in your mouth?

So bow down to the champ, your butthole is gettin stabbed
If you really want I'll even give you an autograph
with me again and it won't be considered rape
Cuz talkin to me is asking to know how my ass taste

Dear God. This has made my work day.

[DPG21920]

[Hype Man Manu]

Let the dogs loose!
WHAT!
Let the dogs loose
WHAT!

Just throw your hands in the air
Just throw your hands in the air!

[DPG21920]

Can we get Rappin Rob to the stage

[RonMexico]

The appearence of Hype Man Manu has literally made me my pants at work.

[AnotherArgie]

Rappin Horry is reading!

[remingtonbo2001]

....

[Rappin Robert Horry]

Man this it's time to let the dogs loose
Rappin' Shaq gettin dropped like Tupac in Juice
The dude's rhymes are gettin weak, and his agent is a
Plus Shaq & Rappin' Horry are on some Brokeback

I go and drop 81 points on the Raptors
Shaq drops 81 pounders in the crapper
Fat ing , your scale never goes South
How you type raps while stuffin burgers in your mouth?

So bow down to the champ, your butthole is gettin stabbed
If you really want I'll even give you an autograph
with me again and it won't be considered rape
Cuz talkin to me is asking to know how my ass taste

Behold the highlight of Kobe's career
when you dropped 81 on a team that year
Then you went on to lose a 3-1 lead
you'd need tampons to stop your butt bleed.
That thing on your ass ain't no skin rash
it's just a brand that says "Property of Nash"
Now I gots six rings cause I'm so damn slick
I gots one on my thumb and a large one for my
Now you thinking "Horry ain't you missin a ring"
Well yo wife gots one cause she likes that sort of thing
i will have to admit she's one expensive sister
but she had to get something when i was done with her
Now you know to stay out my face
and if you kissed yo girl you know how my ass tastes.

[xtremesteven33]

Rappin Shaq and Horry gotta be the same guy.....

[Classic Thread]

I approve this.

[Hype Man Manu]

Damn I can’t go against the Spurs uni



Yo get the tampons for the ass bleeds
GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS
I SAID GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS!

[monosylab1k]

Damn I can’t go against the Spurs uni



Yo get the tampons for the ass bleeds
GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS
I SAID GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS!

hype man manu has quickly become the best thing about this thread.

[rAm]

I approve this.

Damn I can’t go against the Spurs uni



Yo get the tampons for the ass bleeds
GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS
I SAID GET THE TAMPONS FOR THE ASS BLEEDS!

[urunobili]

Behold the highlight of Kobe's career
when you dropped 81 on a team that year
Then you went on to lose a 3-1 lead
you'd need tampons to stop your butt bleed.
That thing on your ass ain't no skin rash
it's just a brand that says "Property of Nash"
Now I gots SEVEN rings cause I'm so damn slick
I gots one on my thumb and a large one for my
Now you thinking "Horry ain't you missin a ring"
Well yo wife gots one cause she likes that sort of thing
i will have to admit she's one expensive sister
but she had to get something when i was done with her
Now you know to stay out my face
and if you kissed yo girl you know how my ass tastes.

Fixed