Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[Hype Man Manu]

Like Kobe said, Shaq's rhymes ain't what they used to be
They gettin' old and sloppy just like his knees
He can't hold himself up, he's too weak to survive
Shaq's the only pussy in a place full of guys

I ed on his face, he's too shameful to come out
He needs some tissues and napkins to clean up his mouth
Shaq, you gotta step off the throne, you not the best anymore
Say it with me, tell me how my ass taste times in' FOUR!

He put the 2-1 in the 2-1 OOOOHHHH
I SAID HE PUT THE 2-1 IN THE 2-1 OOOOHHHH


GO TIMMY
GO TIMMY

GO TIMMY
GO TIMMY

PUT YOUR HANDS UP
PUT YOUR HANDS UP

HE SAID TIMES IN’ FOUR
WHAT
TIMES IN FOUR
WHAT?!

[RappinRaja BellRinga]

WTF you thought?....Raja BellRinga wasn't comin through?...Yeah made Kobe...Ah huh

Yeah, he's INSANE-
I" knock champs out" like rocky 3 if you come, "through the LANE"(Clubba)
bruise ya FAME, just ask KOBE
I sent him back to the beach to "Baywatch" wit Hoff and CODY!
you can't SLOW ME, form picturesque "shreddin' Lakes", like a SEA DOO!
You can do what HE-DO, i'm like deadly from the arc like HEDO!
Kobe ya image is SEE THROUGH, style is FEEBLE
I am intravenous NEEDLE when I "Press You" I am LETHAL!!!

Loaded wit a virus undecoded, Rappin' Vlade flops so much he's damn near FLOATIN!!, matter a fact, he's like a cuban refugee in the OCEAN!!
how's the wood TASTE, matta fact my ASS!
See shaq on the daily, coach porter has me Punish him after CLASS!!
Put the Dielsel flag at half MASS,
he's drained out, N i'm not talkin bout a coffin when i say he's outta GAS!

(How does it taste?)

[DPG21920]

He puts the 2-1 in the 210, lolllllllllllllll

[manufor3]

[I Love Me Some Me]

This is incredible.

[RonMexico]

What's up all you trash motha as?
Nash is in tha house.
Will some big black man,
Please come put your in my mouth.

See, I come from that land up north,
where white boys like me can ball.
But since I've been in the NBA,
I've been wishing I was 7 feet tall.

I try my hardest to play ball,
but have you ever seen me defend?
Its like turning on Broke Back Mountain,
and watching that all the way to the end.

Sure when I need to, I can make that shot,
but what I'm really thinking about,
is sucking Tony Parker's .

He runs me up and down the court,
turning me on with those sweet ass moves.
Almost makes me wish I had a vagina, and a set of boobs.

One person has never been owned so much,
every year, by the same team.
I always end up in a press conference,
Holding my ballsack in a pair of jeans.

Kobe has dunked his nuts straight on my head,
So everyone please stop talking trash.
because there isn't a single rapper in this thread,
that's been on as much as Steve Nash.

Ever since Shaq's been on the Suns,
I've been checking out those sweet black buns.
I really wan't Rappin' Shaq over at my place,
So Nash, not Kobe, can tell Shaq just how sweet his ass taste.

Biggest Fail of All

[manufor3]

war, war, war!

[Trainwreck2100]

Almost this hole page is full of fail, but hype man manu is still kickin ass

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And we've officially hit that place a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone thought he could free style.

[Trainwreck2100]

And we've officially hit that place a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone thought he could free style.

Either that or they want to be slammed by the rappin' elite

[RonMexico]

And we've officially hit that place a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone thought he could free style.

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti!!

[AA2120]

this thread is so much win..

[Rappin' Biedrins]

Oh my god, is this little for real?
I can't believe this sorry right here
You ain't a legit NBA player, you got here on your belly
You got your job cuz you took it in the ass from Nellie

You brag about your woman but I've had way better ho's
She ain't even hot enough to stick her tongue in my butthole
That skank's run through the NBA, that pussy's overripe
Put a blacklight on her panties and it brightens up the night

You thought you could take me on? you in a dream
You shoot your in free throws even worse than me
So get your Latvian/Russian/whatever the you are out my face
Go farm some potatoes and tell me how my ass taste!

Farm some potatoes? boy you would be thinking of food,
you used to be a baller, now just an aged fat dude.
Potatoes? Vegetables? When's the last time you've had those,
i already know the answer to that, you cant even see your toes.
you can bring out the ring smack, i know you've got four,
but all that matters now is you aint getting no more.

they thought trading you to Phoenix was the answer,
but the "Suns" are still blocked out by the Spurs championship banner.
the sun has set and so has the big cactus.
your days on top are over just ask any one of us.
talking to me, haha i think you should pass,
i'll run you up and down the court til you get gassed.

The big aristotle, where'd you get that claim?
due to your recent failures i think we need a new name.
the big prophet i'll call you, yes thats what you'll be.
Like Moses, you got your own bench splittin like the Red Sea.


no matter what you come up with, you know you're done
cause they're too many trolls having their fun.
so there you have it, i now rest my case,
so now tell me how MY ass taste!

[Trainwreck2100]

fix your youtube

[DPG21920]

Nice Rappin' Biedrins

[Rapping Scola]

Scola coming at V-Span, I got this argie im my pocket
How you like sloppy seconds, I already play for the rockets
Your a poor mans Shaq, but not quite as fat
How can you be 7 foot tall and be hung like a Greek gnat?

I ball better than you, tell me something I don't know
We have something in common, the Spurs let us both go
In the second round your team is a no show
I'd rather play in Greece and make up my cash flow

Scola do your post move, pivot then spin
So predictable thats why you never win
If you want to visit Greece, you can stay at my place
Turn on Comcast, and tell me how my ass taste

Turns out an Argie owned Greek joined to the party
You went back to Greece
To be with your sorry ass momy

You ain't no baller
You're just a Ball Hogger
Jacked up the last shot against us
And headed your team crying to the lockers

You think you're T-Mac?
So then Baby Shaq is ing Wilt Chamberlain

You can go now and play another qualifier
You are just making the tournament
To yet again get some Argentine Ownage

I don't need to prove i'm a better baller than you
I was a starter on the second best NBA's winning streak
So now tell me, what did you go out and win with your team?
Made the final in 2006
To then let Spain spank you like a twink

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue ty ass tournie

Now go and get the new Roadrunner package
Maybe that'll make you faster
And y'all get to feel how my ass taste

[u2sarajevo]

I think Rappin' Ostertag just stole lyrics from Kool Moe Dee.

[AA2120]

waiting for rappin kbp haha

[I Love Me Some Me]

Scola needs to quit. He's bringing this whole thing down.

[Medvedenko]

Too funny....hahahahaahaha. This thread is gold....even though there is way too much gay in everyone's rhymes.

[Hype Man Manu]

What's up all you trash motha as?
Nash is in tha house.
Will some big black man,
Please come put your in my mouth.

See, I come from that land up north,
where white boys like me can ball.
But since I've been in the NBA,
I've been wishing I was 7 feet tall.

I try my hardest to play ball,
but have you ever seen me defend?
Its like turning on Broke Back Mountain,
and watching that all the way to the end.

Sure when I need to, I can make that shot,
but what I'm really thinking about,
is sucking Tony Parker's .

He runs me up and down the court,
turning me on with those sweet ass moves.
Almost makes me wish I had a vagina, and a set of boobs.

One person has never been owned so much,
every year, by the same team.
I always end up in a press conference,
Holding my ballsack in a pair of jeans.

Kobe has dunked his nuts straight on my head,
So everyone please stop talking trash.
because there isn't a single rapper in this thread,
that's been on as much as Steve Nash.

Ever since Shaq's been on the Suns,
I've been checking out those sweet black buns.
I really wan't Rappin' Shaq over at my place,
So Nash, not Kobe, can tell Shaq just how sweet his ass taste.

I can't hype you

[Rappin' V-Span]

Turns out an Argie owned Greek joined to the party
You went back to Greece
To be with your sorry ass momy

You ain't no baller
You're just a Ball Hogger
Jacked up the last shot against us
And headed your team crying to the lockers

You think you're T-Mac?
So then Baby Shaq is ing Wilt Chamberlain

You can go now and play another qualifier
You are just making the tournament
To yet again get some Argentine Ownage

I don't need to prove i'm a better baller than you
I was a starter on the second best NBA's winning streak
So now tell me, what did you go out and win with your team?
Made the final in 2006
To then let Spain spank you like a twink

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue ty ass tournie

Now go and get the new Roadrunner package
Maybe that'll make you faster
And y'all get to feel how my ass taste

This just keeps getting bull , (sorry for my english)...
Alright, alright

When you play in China, you need an insurance plan
Must of been easy, looking like the Geico caveman
Greece don't have roadrunner, just comcast homie
Anyone associated with the Rockets can staight up blow me
I don't think I'm T-Mac, I ball a lot harder
You were nothing to the Spurs but bull trade fodder

What does a dude with a big do on the court?
I lace up my kicks and hold down the fort
So what, I no longer play in the NBA
You'll always be a first round and out foray
I'd rather ball and Greece and be number one
Then to play with the Rockets and be one and done

Your spewing verbal diarrhea, so your breath you waste
Have fun with the Rockets and tell me how my ass taste

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Looks like Ruben Patterson's coming up next. I don't know about the raps, but he'll show Kobe a thing or two about sex crimes.

[DPG21920]

Rappin KBP was awesome, Scola getting owned

[Doug Collins]

This just keeps getting bull , (sorry for my english)...
Alright, alright

When you play in China, you need an insurance plan
Must of been easy, looking like the Geico caveman
Greece don't have roadrunner, just comcast homie
Anyone associated with the Rockets can staight up blow me
I don't think I'm T-Mac, I ball a lot harder
You were nothing to the Spurs but bull trade fodder

What does a dude with a big do on the court?
I lace up my kicks and hold down the fort
So what, I no longer play in the NBA
You'll always be a first round and out foray
I'd rather ball and Greece and be number one
Then to play with the Rockets and be one and done

Your spewing verbal diarrhea, so your breath you waste
Have fun with the Rockets and tell me how my ass taste

IT'S OVEEERRRRRRRRRRR!