Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[DPG21920]

Looks like Ruben Patterson's coming up next. I don't know about the raps, but he'll show Kobe a thing or two about sex crimes.

Ouch

[GuerillaBlack]

Where the is Rappin Ron Artest?

And this thread is a beauty.

[Rappin' Ruben]

you thought this thread was classic?
GET THE OUTTA HERE SON!!!
its just aint the same without BIG RUBEN PATTERSON!!!!
outta the league, thats whats i've beens for YEARS!
when i was ins it, i got Kobe sheddin TEARS!!!
KOBE STOPPER, KOBE STOPPER!! thats what Kemp chants,
i'll resort to anything, i'll even pull down his pants.
AWWWWW T! but ARtest already done that mess,
instead of his pants, i'll pull down his DRESS!!
that walking vagina, who does he think he is?
his free throw totals, ALMOST AS MUCH AS SHAQ'S WEIGHT!!!

THE NBA IS A JOKE, ITS RIGGED I TELL YA,
OLD FELLA,
YOUR LYRICS ARE SKEWED,
AND CRUDE.
I SPIT THE LYRICS AND YO KNOW ITS THE TRUTH, YOU EAT COW DUKE!!
Im on my break PRETTY SOON I GOTSTA TO GO BACK TO THE CELL,
and my life will go on as a living....
L!!

[Rappin Robert Horry]

Turns out an Argie owned Greek joined to the party
You went back to Greece
To be with your sorry ass momy

You ain't no baller
You're just a Ball Hogger
Jacked up the last shot against us
And headed your team crying to the lockers

You think you're T-Mac?
So then Baby Shaq is ing Wilt Chamberlain

You can go now and play another qualifier
You are just making the tournament
To yet again get some Argentine Ownage

I don't need to prove i'm a better baller than you
I was a starter on the second best NBA's winning streak
So now tell me, what did you go out and win with your team?
Made the final in 2006
To then let Spain spank you like a twink

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue ty ass tournie

Now go and get the new Roadrunner package
Maybe that'll make you faster
And y'all get to feel how my ass taste

Now I'm gonna need to clear something up
yo rhymes is whack and your posting sucks

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue ty ass tournie

That 's so weak it belongs on a gurney
Your in my town playing my position
Too bad your a poor man's eddie griffin
I'm putting this in a language you would know
"Tu rhymos estas muy ty-o"
you should be saddened yo words a disgrace
You Scola tell my how my ass tastes

[RappinRaja BellRinga]

Turns out an Argie owned Greek joined to the party
You went back to Greece
To be with your sorry ass momy

You ain't no baller
You're just a Ball Hogger
Jacked up the last shot against us
And headed your team crying to the lockers

You think you're T-Mac?
So then Baby Shaq is ing Wilt Chamberlain

You can go now and play another qualifier
You are just making the tournament
To yet again get some Argentine Ownage

I don't need to prove i'm a better baller than you
I was a starter on the second best NBA's winning streak
So now tell me, what did you go out and win with your team?
Made the final in 2006
To then let Spain spank you like a twink

I am crafty yes and also predictable
Better playing on the NBA
Than on the Eurolegue ty ass tournie

Now go and get the new Roadrunner package
Maybe that'll make you faster
And y'all get to feel how my ass taste

Scole, Give it up just leave with you CHEST HIGH
It's bad enough they sell your tau dvds 10 for a dollar at BEST BUY!
Give it a REST, WHY?
cause you're a bum, a long haired version of the greesed up DEAF GUY!

You're the best? LIE!--I'll FOLD YA!!
Chew you up and spit you out like some Skoal--HUH!?


You're another argie on some HO ,in the locker room u BLOW
At the rim you're like ty car jacks, you get NO LIFT!!
So go get who ya gon get, you'll start screaming like YANI (camarena)
and we all remember feb 15 when you got banged on by BARGNANI!!

[resistanze]

This thread might be the biggest win and fail in internet history.

[BlackSwordsMan]

kobe and shaq are the only good ones everyone else blows

[DPG21920]

V-Span and Horry destroy Scola

[DPG21920]

kobe and shaq are the only good ones everyone else blows

They are the overall best, but there has been some other good ones

[GuerillaBlack]

Now I'm gonna need to clear something up
yo rhymes is whack and your posting sucks

That 's so weak it belongs on a gurney
Your in my town playing my position
Too bad your a poor man's eddie griffin
I'm putting this in a language you would know
"Tu rhymos estas muy ty-o"
you should be saddened yo words a disgrace
You Scola tell my how my ass tastes

*claps*

Bravo.

[Trainwreck2100]

This thread might be the biggest win and fail in internet history.

I'm gonna say win is
Shaq
Kobe
Manu
Horry
VSpan

Maybe's go to
biedrins
Timmy
and I know you guys like KBP but I ignore him so its not my thing

Everyone else is fail

[RappinRaja BellRinga]

Now I'm gonna need to clear something up
yo rhymes is whack and your posting sucks

That 's so weak it belongs on a gurney
Your in my town playing my position
Too bad your a poor man's eddie griffin
I'm putting this in a language you would know
"Tu rhymos estas muy ty-o"
you should be saddened yo words a disgrace
You Scola tell my how my ass tastes

Almost forgot Rob, aye man can I get some D-League TICKETS?
Well , you'll probably end up in alabama in the back yard wit CRICKETS
What happened? playing with you used to be an HONOR
Now you get booted and the spurs still kept BONNER!!

Oh I get it, they didn't wanna foot the oxygen tank BILL
You should go back to L.A so Timmy can further his highlight tape REEL!
You fake enforcer, even the young kids give you a beat DOWN
Ya game is rusty, everytime you're in the post we hear a squeek SOUND!

So just leave now, the suns LL scorch ya
and the end of ya career will LACK GRACE
I'll dunk on you and spread my legs, so how does the CRACK TASTE?

[DPG21920]

I like Rappin Biedrins

[Trainwreck2100]

I like Rappin Biedrins

He's only done 2 so that's why he's maybe for me

[I Love Me Some Me]

Can I request a Rappin' Kori Ellis?

[Hype Man Manu]

Now I'm gonna need to clear something up
yo rhymes is whack and your posting sucks

That 's so weak it belongs on a gurney
Your in my town playing my position
Too bad your a poor man's eddie griffin
I'm putting this in a language you would know
"Tu rhymos estas muy ty-o"
you should be saddened yo words a disgrace
You Scola tell my how my ass tastes

OOOHHHHH BLACK MAN ESPANOL!
ESTAN MUY TY-O
WHAT?!
ESTAN MUY TY-O
ROB DICE QUE ERES MUY TY-O!

JUST THROW YOUR HANDS UP
THROW YOUR HANDS UP!
EVERYBODY THROW YOUR HANDS UP!

[DPG21920]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[DPG21920]

I can't get any school work done because this is so sweet

[DPG21920]

rappin shaq is back

[Rappin' Shaq]

Too much sorry bull in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into es worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

[Medvedenko]

Too much sorry bull in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into es worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

[rAm]

Too much sorry bull in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into es worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

damn owned

[Hype Man Manu]

How each others ass taste
YO HOW EACH OTHERS ASS TASTE

IN A SEA OF WACK DOODOO
YEAH HE SAID DOODOO


PUT 'EM UP
PUT 'EM UP

[RonMexico]

Too much sorry bull in this thread, it needs to stop
Rappers turnin into es worse than Kobe with the cops
Rhymes so old & weak they need a Walker like Herschel
Stupid ass worse than my Vitamin Water commercial

He's got a few skills but not much, so small props to Rappin' Biedrins
Rappin' Nash fails so bad the taste of my ass is too good for him
Rappin' Scola so damn pitiful that the is just sad
He's gettin bombed on so bad he should change his name to Baghdad

Only a few worthy rappers in this sea of wack doodoo
Rappin' Shaq & Horry are elite, assisted by Hype Man Manu,
All you other wack ass rappers get the out this place
Get a gay train goin and find out how each other's ass taste

Dominant... it's official. I'm dying here. Literally, my boss is calling my extension and I can't pick-up b/c I'm laughing too hard.

[I Love Me Some Me]

in' Manu is killing me.