Brady's injured, hopefully Derek will be soon,
this team needs a winner, not some old buffoon.
Edwards cant catch, we need some new defenders,
they think we got a shot, but we know we're just pretenders.
this organization is so bad i think im gonna puke,
seen more talented players even down at Duke.
somebody trade for me, i want out,
take this genie out the lamp, out of the spout.
it doesnt matter what team, they all need me.
that is if they want to get to Superbowl 43.
Romo aint , Manning aint crap,
i could care less about them give them all a slap.
i've come to a decision, this one's final
Crennel will see what it's like to taste my anal.
i'll get the better of him, even in his own place,
and then i'll yell "Tell me how my ass taste!"