Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[Epic Fail]

Alright Labomb, time to step off da mic.
Your raps is wack, it just don’t sound right.
Just step aside and watch the real deal.
, I just spit that rap from atop my farris wheel.

You’re 0-3 now just take a seat.
And watch Rappin’ T Park hit the beat.
I’m the best rapper Pound 4 Pound.
When I waddle I shake the ground.

I might be fat, but I can rap with that best.
Oh, hold on……. I just found a chicken wing between my breast.
Now any of you want to step up the game.
Bring it es cuz I got no shame.




Now all you es bow at my feet.
Im off to Mickey D’s to get some eats.










McCain in 08 es !!

good evening

[manufor3]

good evening

[carina_gino20]

Hype Man Manu and Rapping Mr. Robinson for the win!

[BWS-1994]

These guys get it.







These guys do not.
Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop ac ulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!

Reminds me of that old SI issue wherein Mr. Robinson was the cover and main article along with the "7 deadly sins"

[Rappin' Vlade]

this thread is headin for the classics, i know it to be true,
but it just aint complete til Rappin' Vlade come through.

[manufor3]

this thread is headin for the classics, i know it to be true,
but it just aint complete til Rappin' Vlade come through.

[angelbelow]

do we have a rappin sabonis yet?

[rAm]

Lebomb killed this thread so bad it isn't even funny.

[Rappin' Quinn]

this thread is headin for the classics, i know it to be true,
but it just aint complete til Rappin' Vlade come through.

this thread was doing fine,
the fact you posted was just assinine.
i watch the NBA but i barely even know you,
i saw you play once but i prefer the big ShaqFu.
as for my rap, i aint posting it here today,
check mine out in NFL Forum, right now im headin that way

[manufor3]

Lebomb killed this thread so bad it isn't even funny.

i know

[Trainwreck2100]

This thread went from epic to fail in a day

[TheMadHatter]

Seriously Lebomb what possessed you to post in this thread with your raps?

Also, trainwreck your sig is ing hilarious.

[CubanMustGo]

This thread went from epic to fail in a day

What do you expect, it got LeBombed.

[manufor3]

Lebomb sucks!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

lebomb.

[I. Hustle]

Le

[rAm]

LeGay Gay Kill Threads Gay

[z0sa]

lebomb.

Seriously.

Rappin' Shaq and Horry were tied.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Lebomb sucks!

[Rapping Owens]

this thread has been forgotten like me,
as soon as they brought Roy Williams to big D.
but getcha popcorn ready im bout to put on a show,
81 on the mic, ready to rock this ho.
(uh) you think our season's done, we bout ready to crash,
no sir, for you suckas out there i got this newsflash.
we were picked to win it all, better than the rest
last year we were the NFC's best.
Romo's got a hurt picky, Newman a hurt hip
but we got Brad Johnson ready to run the ship.
if I dont get the ball tho, better watch out
i'll talk a and start runnin my mouth.
then i'll get traded to another contender you'll see,
and then ruin their team and their destiny.

its time to resurrect this thread, move it back up to first place
and anyone who doesnt agree can tell me how my ass tastes!

[Red Hawk #21]

this thread has been forgotten like me,
as soon as they brought Roy Williams to big D.
but getcha popcorn ready im bout to put on a show,
81 on the mic, ready to rock this ho.
(uh) you think our season's done, we bout ready to crash,
no sir, for you suckas out there i got this newsflash.
we were picked to win it all, better than the rest
last year we were the NFC's best.
Romo's got a hurt picky, Newman a hurt hip
but we got Brad Johnson ready to run the ship.
if I dont get the ball tho, better watch out
i'll talk a and start runnin my mouth.
then i'll get traded to another contender you'll see,
and then ruin their team and their destiny.

its time to resurrect this thread, move it back up to first place
and anyone who doesnt agree can tell me how my ass tastes!

Damn! That Epic Fail troll really has been slacking

[DPG21920]

Bump.

[DPG21920]

...

[LnGrrrR]

I came here to do God's work and try to make peace
to see if I could find a way to make these hostilities cease
I know some of you might not think I'm "cool"
but it's time for Mr. Robinson to take you back to school
Back in the day I was a high flying slammer
but I never lost sight of the importance of good grammar.
Active verbs should always end in I-N-G
Never have I seen such abuse of the apostrophe

It appalls me to think that this garbage evolved from jazz
Duke Ellington had more talent than any rapping troll has
Get some good music kids-some Coltrane, some Mingus
instead of reading 15 pages devoted to analingus

I'd really like to help you all, that's what I came to do
Get some Jesus in your life, you'll be like David too.
Shaq, I'm older but a hundred pounds lighter than you
Perhaps it's because in hard times you seek comfort in food.
You won't find happiness in a box of Krispy Cremes
I think you lash out in your raps because of a lack of self esteem

And I need to have a word with you too young Kobe
You should not break marriage vows and engage in sodomy
According to God your seed should go in one place
I know "it's your thing" but it should not be on a woman's face.

And this last message goes to all the rapping trolls,
you should not speak of such deviant uses for your holes.
You should not rhyme about placing your testicles on a man's chin
Don't you know sexuality is a sin?

But I forgive you all, we should all turn the other cheek
Shaq if you start now you might get yours turned by next week
I want you all to be kind, gentle, pure, and chaste
Now join me for communion on Sunday and tell me how my Lord taste!

I know this will out me as a nerd but that was hilarious.

[LnGrrrR]

Yeah WHAT WHAT WHAT
STOP WITH THE ANALINGUS
WHAT?!
HE SAID ANALINGUS
ANALINGUS YO!

NUTS ON THE CHINS
NUH NUH NUTS ON THE CHINS!

THIS COMING FROM THE GREATEST SPUR THAT'S EVER BEEN!

YO ADMIRAL TIME TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!

PUT 'EM UP
PUT 'EM UP!

Must... stop... laughing... on lunch break...