Jealous!
Jealous!
Exactly.
paper bag!
Don't you ever ing talk about Jessica Simpson that way ever again....
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Um, okay, so you take an interest in women you have nothing in common with and no time for? Gee, that's smart!
To me Jessica Simpson is just a grass-is-greener illusion designed to appeal to a combination of my base, sexual urges, and a set of desires corporations want to use to encourage me to buy things I don't want or need out of insecurity. I don't buy into the bull .
I will never meet Jessica Simpson, I'll certainly never sleep with her or anyone like her (which is surely why Barbie Dolls like her have so much power over men), so what do her breasts mean to me? Absolutely nothing. The only breasts in the world that interest me are those attached to my girlfriend, and even though I don't have one of those right now, Jessica's are not going to do anything but make me feel a desire for breasts, which is the last thing I need right now.
Capiche?
son calm the down! the le of this thread is "Jessica Simpson's Boobs APPRECIATION post" .... NOT .... "tell us all of your true EMO feelings" .... it has nothing to do with dating her, her personality, what type of girls you like, or ANYTHING other than appreciating her wonderful set of s. god bless son
(damn time zones)
i apologize son but i'm with brhornets45 on this one....after reading everything you've written in this thread, two words come to mind - Ho and Mo.
Son, this is the thread some people are "coming out" in huh?
I have to agree with RuffnReadyOzStyle on this one.
Yeah you tell ‘em dad
God bwess
CLEAVELAND!!!!
i'd like to romp in her melon patch
man I would even take sloppy seconds after you on that !
Daaaaaaamn, i don't know about that. Simpson has a hot face AND s; this one looks like something out of XTC Cabaret at 4 a.m. on a Wednesday.
You're saying you don't like her face?
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