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  1. #151
    pat-na! Big Worm's Avatar
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    This is not the same girl from Chicago?

    Who knew T parky was a playa?

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    Believe.
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    Seriously,

    you want to bash me, go ahead.

    Leave her out of it. I ask this please.
    I thought you said she was fun and had a sense of humor?

    ing wet blankets i hate them all!!

  3. #153
    Believe. Del Griffith's Avatar
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    you want to bash me, go ahead.
    Hey thats my line!

  4. #154
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I like me.

    I haven't been home in years.

    Those are your lines

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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    TPark: "What do you want for your birthday?"



    As simple as that

  6. #156
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I don't think I asked for advice from a jerk like you sir.

    Goodbye.

  7. #157
    pat-na! Big Worm's Avatar
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    I like me.

    I haven't been home in years.

    Those are your lines



    This girl already has a positive effect on Tpark he now is funny!!

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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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  9. #159
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Just remember if this is your first major gift and you do go on and possibly get married she will always remember this gift and bring it up. Trust me my wife tells me all the time "Do you remember the first gift you gave me?" and I always say something like "yeah and grab myself"

  10. #160
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    This girl already has a positive effect on Tpark he now is funny!!
    Planes Trains and Automobiles is right up my alley.

    Get some Tin Cup trolls, and you'll really get some great lines

  11. #161
    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Just remember if this is your first major gift and you do go on and possibly get married she will always remember this gift and bring it up. Trust me my wife tells me all the time "Do you remember the first gift you gave me?" and I always say something like "yeah and grab myself"

    Haha, yeah, this is gonna be the first birthday we have together (I'm flying her in to Phoenix to be with me) and funny enough our birthdays are on the same day. So, I'm really putting alot of thought into a special gift, and this thread has been alot of help, besides Poland's attempts at some agenda.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Haha, yeah, this is gonna be the first birthday we have together (I'm flying her in to Phoenix to be with me) and funny enough our birthdays are on the same day. So, I'm really putting alot of thought into a special gift, and this thread has been alot of help, besides Poland's attempts at some agenda.
    oh man this might be very bad or very good. Your going to have to continue with the nice gifts for the rest of her life. Well make it special and remember everything about this birthday because if you don't it will come back to haunt you. My wife still asks me "do you remember what I was wearing on our first date? I remember what you had on"

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    For a split second. I thought you said your GF was a 8th grade middle school student. LOL Carry on.

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    WiCkEd Co Slydragon's Avatar
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    funny enough our birthdays are on the same day.
    Perfect, you give yourselves to one another as the gifts. She has you and you have her.

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    Perfect, you give yourselves to one another as the gifts. She has you and you have her.
    Oh well thats a given...


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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    Sure me and T Park have our differences that run into each other at times then into arguments... but to bash him about his girlfriend or personal life is pretty lame. To even come in this thread and poke jokes about it is lame and says a lot about what kinda person you are. No, we probably wouldn't get along in real life.. but to go and make an ass of yourself in this threads subject is ing turtle cake material.

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    No, we probably wouldn't get along in real life
    I disagree.

    I get along with anyone and everyone in real life.

    As others have stated, its just a message board, I use it as a place to blow off steam and say things I wouldn't otherwise say.

    Its a good release.

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    WiCkEd Co Slydragon's Avatar
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    Oh well thats a given...

    I'm trying to save you money, Put a Bow on your ass and she do the same.

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    I'm trying to save you money, Put a Bow on your ass and she do the same.

    I appreciate it thanks.

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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    I disagree.

    I get along with anyone and everyone in real life.

    As others have stated, its just a message board, I use it as a place to blow off steam and say things I wouldn't otherwise say.

    Its a good release.
    I'm an asshole in real life. :sarcasm:

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    I'm an asshole in real life. :sarcasm:
    That's a shocker :NO sarcasm:















    I kid

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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    That's a shocker :NO sarcasm:

    I kid
    Welllllllllll my friends call me two-face because I'm either really nice and outgoing or I am a complete ing asshole to everyone. Mainly everyone I don't like. And I mean interrupting with a re voice when I think you point is bunk, or lip syncing cuss words to you in the middle of a crowd.

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    WiCkEd Co Slydragon's Avatar
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    Since shes a math teacher get her this on a shirt



    or


  25. #175
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    Just FYI Everyone,

    I'm buying my girlfriend a gift card to a clothing store of her choice.

    Now for the point of this thread...

    I have a new girlfriend!

    She's a math teacher. Head of the department actually.

    She's wild. She streaks her hair 3 different colors but she can has a traditional style for such a rock chic!

    She's a University graduate as well...A&M...she's a huge sports fan too! Did i mention she graduated from A&M?

    Yeah...she just bought her own house too.

    She's pretty hot too...and we are going to goto all the Aggie football games and makeout on national tv.

    i had an expensive phone all picked out for her upcoming birthday, but nah.

    I don't think T-Park wants to go that far...... A $400 phone?? Please!!
    400? pffft...

    dude, my bankroll makes cosmic say dayyyum. i lend Jim money.

    i'm tpark !

    anyhow, here's a pic. yeah, choke on that Angel, i'm gettin some too!

    and she has CAKE!!!



    yeah, we've been going steady for quite a while now...i met her way back in august.

    we're gonna get married...i'm saving up for her ring already!


    i really pamper the woman, is what i do.
    she's relaxing at the dayspa at cantera as we type.

    i might get her a laptop for christmas, loaded of course, she might be the one after all!

    of course, i did just buy her a Kathy Van Zeeland tote earlier today that she mentioned to me on the phone she saw that she loved.

    A bit extravagant for a chick you've only known for a month. Just sayin...
    Sooo... you got her a bag, you're getting her a spa day, you've only been with her since August, AND you're asking around about getting her something else?

    uhm...actually we've been soul mates for much longer...since November of last year! but i just found out in August that she wants to get paid by a sugar daddy!

    but yeah, she works out a lot too.
    i get tired just smelling her sweat soaked undergarments.

    we'll be going to a bed and breakfast in November. I've missed her so much since may even though we only got together in august.

    I am probably the only woman who would ever say this- but don't go too overboard- like you are buying her affection in anyway. Make sure the gift is appropriate.

    do you know who the i am?


    Gotta be very, very careful not to come off needy and clingy here with a girl you've only been seeing a month. Keep it understated and lots of fun, and for god sakes don't over do it. Over doing the romantic, nice guy stuff will get you broken up with extremely fast. Romance is the e not the substance.
    i said do you know who the i am?



    anyhow, she's pretty cool and she's very cool with my career. She seems almost ecstatic that she only has to see me a couple times a year and still gets the perks. strange, but oh well.

    my only mistake so far has been showing her the forum. it's really only a matter of time now til she finds out about me. i mean, she knows i have the loot, but you know, the real me.

    This is great news for T Park ! I am excited to see him maybe start a family.
    it's exciting. she might actually let me touch her bra strap next year, depending on her Christmas haul.

    this woman has me break dancing, i gotta tell you.

    You better switch from arrows to harpoons. just a heads up!

    real funny scooter.


    TPark: "What do you want for your birthday?"

    As simple as that
    and miss the chance to toot? no!

    did i mention I'm flying her in to see me! first class too beyatches...because I ing rule!!!


    anyway uhm, yeah, uh, thanks for all the help with the gift ideas!


    congrats tpark!

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