This is how I entertain myself at work.

[angel_luv]

ARE YOU SERIOUS, that would be worse. The other day she was eating grapes, and I thought oh sweet I can take off my headphones. Those were the crunchiest grapes in history cause she was popping them loud. I give her gum and guess what SHE POPS her gum. I cant win here.

Well then, I hope you get promoted to your own office soon.

[ATRAIN]

Well then, I hope you get promoted to your own office soon.

LOL the way people around here stay with the company forever I dont see myself getting my own office anytime soon. Im just happy im off for the next 5 days after 3 today.

[mrsmaalox]

Give her tube steak

That would work I think.

[ATRAIN]

That would work I think.

Just because that shuts you up doesnt mean that it works for all other old ladies. Im just sayin .

[ORION]

Give her tube steak

thats what started this whole thing. He wants to bang her because she reminds him of his grandmother but she turned him down and now he is bitter.

[ORION]

Just because that shuts you up doesnt mean that it works for all other old ladies. Im just sayin .

[NFO]

She has a salt shaker on her desk as it is.

Loosen the salt shaker so next time she uses it all the salt comes out at once.

[mrsmaalox]

thats what started this whole thing. He wants to bang her because she reminds him of his grandmother but she turned him down and now he is bitter.

Then banging the old girl is win-win situation for both of them.

[ATRAIN]

Loosen the salt shaker so next time she uses it all the salt comes out at once.

LOL like the messin with Sasquatch?

[I. Hustle]

When the tube steak is delivered everybody wins

[ATRAIN]

thats what started this whole thing. He wants to bang her because she reminds him of his grandmother but she turned him down and now he is bitter.

Dude thats just ed up. She has warts on her face so who knows what she has down there beyond the cob webs. Guess couldnt be any worse than maalox though lmao.

[ORION]

Dude thats just ed up. She has warts on her face so who knows what she has down there beyond the cob webs. Guess couldnt be any worse than maalox though lmao.

[I. Hustle]

Just knock the dust off it and go to town. It's not like it would be the worst you've had before.

[mrsmaalox]

Dude thats just ed up. She has warts on her face so who knows what she has down there beyond the cob webs. Guess couldnt be any worse than maalox though lmao.

hahaha Bite me.

[ORION]

Just knock the dust off it and go to town. It's not like it would be the worst you've had before.

or pick the scabs

[ATRAIN]

Just knock the dust off it and go to town. It's not like it would be the worst you've had before.

LOL oh ive had bad before, but this would be the worst. Now had I been with Maalox when she was begging for it, then this would be 2nd worse.

[ATRAIN]

or pick the scabs

[I. Hustle]

or pick the scabs

Only right before you hit it though. You don't want to waste any of the natural lube.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

are you lovebirds at it again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shm5fUjhwik

[mrsmaalox]

LOL oh ive had bad before, but this would be the worst. Now had I been with Maalox when she was begging for it, then this would be 2nd worse.

F you, I have no scabs!

[mrsmaalox]

are you lovebirds at it again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shm5fUjhwik

Oh you know, Atrain just can't recover from my rejections

I like that video. I like vampires. So does Atrain.

[ATRAIN]

Oh you know, Atrain just can't recover from my rejections

I like that video. I like vampires. So does Atrain.

LMAO if you mean me using a cattle prod to keep you away your rejections then yeah thats it. I cant see that video whats it of?

[tlongII]

Does anyone know the email address of B2B's boss? I would like to send him a link to this thread.

[mrsmaalox]

LMAO if you mean me using a cattle prod to keep you away your rejections then yeah thats it. I cant see that video whats it of?

It's vampire Eddie Money singing our song. "I Think I'm In Love".

[NFO]

LOL like the messin with Sasquatch?

Exactly, unless you really are messin with Sasquatch, then I would refrian as you have seen the commercials.