Lindsey Lohan comes out of the closet

[atxrocker]

s are gross.

[Biernutz]

I give it a year,then Lohan moves on to the next new thing.

[Tits McGee]

I give it a year,then Lohan moves on to the next new thing.

My money's on a whole new species.

[Spurtacus]

My money's on a whole new species.

[MrChug]

We all know this is a phase for a dumb young chick.

I'm not proud to admit that after breaking up with her (and nurturing her bi tendancies) that a young ex went completely gay for an entire year. She was confused and want to just get away from the current situation some times. Like I drank alot for the entire year

[ShoogarBear]

It's 90% publicity and 10% sex. Obviously a real lesbo knows how to eat her firecrotch better than the average guy. Once she finds a man who can give her a good deep ing, she'll be back on the "I love " bandwagon.

Maybe it'll be Leo.

Wow, would that be one of those matter-antimatter deals?

[MrChug]

Maybe it'll be Leo.

Wow, would that be one of those matter-antimatter deals?

Dude's a moron...surprised you even replied.

[CuckingFunt]

Now this seems like more of a desperate publicity grab, to me.

People cover, and everything.

[monosylab1k]

Now this seems like more of a desperate publicity grab, to me.

People cover, and everything.

wow, he tried for the double play. Got himself the hot Hollywood fashion accessory, a human baby, and then came out of the closet. Or rather, he told everyone he was out of the closet and they said "yeah we saw you walk out years ago"

[Ballcox]

His mother was 'stunned'? Are you ing kidding me? How can Aiken's mom not know he's gay? Parents know their kids, better than anyone else and she must have been in a whole ocean of denial to not know that kid was gay. End of rant, I'm done.

[j-6]

wow, he tried for the double play. Got himself the hot Hollywood fashion accessory, a human baby, and then came out of the closet. Or rather, he told everyone he was out of the closet and they said "yeah we saw you walk out years ago"

Good point, Mono. Using this logic on Lohan, her next two desperate cries for publicity should be ''star-studded gay wedding'' and ''poverty-stricken baby adoption''. Unless one opts for the turkey baster.

I do know (through my line of work) that Ronson charged 3.5K an hour to DJ - four hour minimum - last year when one of my clients opened in the Venetian. I bet her price has skyrocketed since she hooked up with Lohan.

[monosylab1k]

Good point, Mono. Using this logic on Lohan, her next two desperate cries for publicity should be ''star-studded gay wedding'' and ''poverty-stricken baby adoption''. Unless one opts for the turkey baster.

yes. Althought I think the turkey baster will be the choice, adopting third-world orphans is out. Everyone wanted to copy Angelina, but they found out that it's tougher to buy a poor baby than they thought. Plus all those babies are African or Vietnamese or something weird, most of those celebrities were disappointed to find out that third world countries don't have a lot of blonde-hair, blue eye, beautiful Nazi posterchild orphans. So they've all decided to just make their own baby.

[j-6]

yes. Althought I think the turkey baster will be the choice, adopting third-world orphans is out. Everyone wanted to copy Angelina, but they found out that it's tougher to buy a poor baby than they thought. Plus all those babies are African or Vietnamese or something weird, most of those celebrities were disappointed to find out that third world countries don't have a lot of blonde-hair, blue eye, beautiful Nazi posterchild orphans. So they've all decided to just make their own baby.

One day some enterprising third-world dictator will offer his minions up for breeding so celebs can get a custom baby. Problem is, I don't think Hollywood can wait nine months for results unless they brought the mom home from Cluster istan and made a reality show out of the process.