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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

    1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

    2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

    3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

    4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting pros ution.

    5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

    Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?

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    Dragic to Spurs!!! Kamnik's Avatar
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    1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.
    ban yourself

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    why?

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    when i think of the words "NBA" and "sex" Chamberlain immediately comes to mind but its hard to call his situation "unfortunate"

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    when i think of the words "NBA" and "sex" Chamberlain immediately comes to mind but its hard to call his situation "unfortunate"
    chamberlain was a pimp, and Kobe is not.

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    Wasn't Dr. Buss found drunk driving with an underage girl? I might be making that up, but I think something like that happened.

    Shaq was in Superhead's book and she said he had a little weiner for as big a guy as he is.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    does tasting shaqs ass count?

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    This thread is pretty funny

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Lol, at least they're getting some

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    I own Allanon mavs>spurs2's Avatar
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    Wasn't Dr. Buss found drunk driving with an underage girl? I might be making that up, but I think something like that happened.

    Shaq was in Superhead's book and she said he had a little weiner for as big a guy as he is.
    wtf is suuperhead?

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    wtf is suuperhead?

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Those pics dont justify her nickname. Just find a free porn site, type in superhead, and pull ya pants down
    Can't post that here, or I would have.

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    Is she still sucking off Bill Maher?

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    BUSsell Will Spur-Addict's Avatar
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    Is she still sucking off Bill Maher?
    Guess not

    http://www.mwza.com/karrine-superhea...ms-bill-maher/

    “Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you’re an idiot. That’s why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual. I might as well have been a Muslim woman with my head wrapped, walking 10 paces behind my man. [But] I couldn’t be ‘Bill Maher’s girlfriend’ any more - not when I’m Karrine Steffans . . . best-selling author.”

    It’s hard for a professional blow job giver to keep her damn mouth shut.


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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Is she still sucking off Bill Maher?
    Nope, Eddie Winslow now


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    Lol, at least they're getting some

    AC Green wasn't.

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    BUSsell Will Spur-Addict's Avatar
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    Nope, Eddie Winslow now

    ??

    Had to look it up...He put his lips literally centimeters from this drain.



    I guess he isn't all Jesus anymore

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    Veteran v2freak's Avatar
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    Lol, at least they're getting some
    'At least' is right; I applaud your ability to see the silver lining.

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    BUSsell Will Spur-Addict's Avatar
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    'At least' is right; I applaud your ability to see the silver lining.
    Yeah, um, i'd like some pussy---w/ a side of life threatening disease please.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Yeah, um, i'd like some pussy---w/ a side of life threatening disease please.
    or a side of lost endorsements

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    6. Robert Horry loves him some es

    Already said but had to make it official

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    Senior Member TheMadHatter's Avatar
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    Really?

    This is low even for SpursTalk.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Hey, it's the offseason (at least that's what I hear every time some Kobe knobslobber posts another "Can Kobe lead the Lakers to 12 straight les? It's possible!" threads)

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    thats what we do out here.
    you rape women, solicit pros utes, sleep with 13 year old girls and disown your own child, and get AIDS from gay sex?

    yeah, you're right, that IS what they do out in Los Angeles.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    ??

    Had to look it up...He put his lips literally centimeters from this drain.



    I guess he isn't all Jesus anymore
    I'd fcuk the outta that . She's hot even with the implants.

    Prob wouldn't bareback it though.

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