What's the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom?

[Findog]

So she doesn't know McCain's stances on issues....

BFD. You liberals are so desperate to hate on her it's hilarious...

She has more experience than Obama and she's smarter too....

I smelled her farts once.... They smelled of rose water.

- whottt

Elipses and paragraph breaks for every sentence, my friend. That's how you parody whottt.

[Shastafarian]

Elipses and paragraph breaks for every sentence, my friend. That's how you parody whottt.

Thanks I'm still learning. What's that thing he loves to use when people prove him wrong? Oh yeah, misdirection.

[Findog]

The healthcare of we have to maverick situation is not terrorism of course tax relief must be a model maverick rears his head never again I’m a dummy, situation healthcare.

[Findog]

I'm most offended by their co-opting the term "Maverick." Maverick used to mean a talented basketball team that couldn't get it done in the clutch. Now it means being unable to walk and chew gum at the same time.

[DarrinS]

I'm most offended by their co-opting the term "Maverick." Maverick used to mean a talented basketball team that couldn't get it done in the clutch. Now it means being unable to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Can someone name one Obama accomplishment in government that's NOT defeating Hillary in a primary?

[Findog]

Can someone name one Obama accomplishment in government that's NOT defeating Hillary in a primary?

The online checkbook thing that Palin was talking about was already introduced and enacted into law...at the behest of Coburn and Obama.

Obama doesn't have a long list of "accomplishments." I'll take his judgment and intelligence over McCain's ty "experience" any day of the week.

[DarrinS]

The online checkbook thing that Palin was talking about was already introduced and enacted into law...at the behest of Coburn and Obama.

Obama doesn't have a long list of "accomplishments." I'll take his judgment and intelligence over McCain's ty "experience" any day of the week.

It that it?

[Shastafarian]

It that it?

He co-sponsored a vastly hailed ethics reform bill. He "reached across party lines" for that one too.

[Findog]

It that it?

If we're always railing against Washington and Beltway insiders, what's the harm in not spending 26 years of your life in the Senate there?

Obama has the intelligence and physical stamina to do the job. McCain doesn't. How do you feel about Sarah Palin being a 72-year-old skin cancer survivor's heartbeat away from the Presidency?

[DarrinS]

He co-sponsored a vastly hailed ethics reform bill. He "reached across party lines" for that one too.

Man, you're more knowledgeable than a fellow senator from Texas.

[Bartleby]

I'm most offended by their co-opting the term "Maverick." Maverick used to mean a talented basketball team that couldn't get it done in the clutch. Now it means being unable to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Actually, they've done a pretty good job of co-opting Obama's whole game plan.

They picked a VP whose popularity (initially) rocketed her to instant celebrity status.

They, too, are using the whole "change" mantra.

They, too, are railing against eight years of a Bush WH.

And in the debate McCain frequently repeated the same charge that Obama has been using against him: that he "doesn't get it."

[Findog]

Actually, they've done a pretty good job of co-opting Obama's whole game plan.

They picked a VP whose popularity (initially) rocketed her to instant celebrity status.

They, too, are using the whole "change" mantra.

They, too, are railing against eight years of a Bush WH.

And in the debate McCain frequently repeated the same charge that Obama has been using against him: that he "doesn't get it."

Yeah, but the problem for them is that the GOP is the in bent party and it's easy to show how many more times he's agreed with Bush than not. And by adopting the "change" ethos instead of continuing with the experience theme, they're fighting this election on Obama's turf.

[DarrinS]

Yeah, but the problem for them is that the GOP is the in bent party and it's easy to show how many more times he's agreed with Bush than not. And by adopting the "change" ethos instead of continuing with the experience theme, they're fighting this election on Obama's turf.

Obama's business card should read:


Have pulse. Not Bush.

[Bartleby]

Palin's should read:

Have bush, not brains.

[Mr. Peabody]

Palin's should read:

Have bush, not brains.

Nice.

[DarrinS]

Palin's should read:

Have bush, not brains.

[Shastafarian]

Man, you're more knowledgeable than a fellow senator from Texas.

I guess I should run for US Senate.

[PixelPusher]

Palin's should read:

Have bush, not brains.

I guess that makes Todd Palin a...

Bush Pilot