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"It has been overwhelming to me that confirmation of the pragmatism back and forth."
"As Putin rears his head being the beacon of light that will be our top priority is to defend the American people."
After reading this painfully incoherent bit:
“That’s why I say I, like every American I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out,” she explained. “But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Helping the — it’s got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans and trade — we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as compe ive, scary thing, but one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today — we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity.”
A nice person created a happy fun random (HA!) quote generator.
CLICK HERE TO GET A RANDOM SARAH PALIN QUOTE.
Wheeee.
That was fun.
"It has been overwhelming to me that confirmation of the pragmatism back and forth."
"As Putin rears his head being the beacon of light that will be our top priority is to defend the American people."
"everything needs to be put out on the inalienable god-given table under the beacon of light that spans the ailse of people that need to have an eye on them, i mean, where does he go?"
"have you ever seen deadliest catch? our fishing boat captains are really admirals"
From the link supplied.— Sarah Palin Fictional Quote Generator v1.0
That it is fictional is indeed the fun.
The sad is that some of these quotes, while non-sensical, seem plausible, given her earlier ramblings.
Did you think these were real?
Did you vote for Bush? If so you have absolutely no ground to stand on making fun of people for what they have said. Absolutely none.
Geez, my bad. I was unaware that you had established that law. Does it only apply to the internet or does it apply to public situations as well? What if I just think it, should I turn myself into you if I do?
If I do get turned into you for making fun of ridiculous quotes, what penalties are imposed on me?
Your immediate response will be greatly appreciated and don't worry, I will follow your rule from here on out. In no way shape or form shall I ever attempt to make fun of something stupid if it comes from the mouth of a politician or anyone else.
Ground to stand on = law????
You gots some funny reedin habits der sir. Duz you tink deyz gonna make what me said one of dem der laws?
First whottt, now johnsmith!!!
I see the United States as being a force for — as a result of this latest crisis and they are our next door neighbor.
I voted for Bush in 2004 specifically BECAUSE he messed up speaking so much. There was really no difference in quality and barely any in policy between Bush and Kerry, but Kerry was BORING and Bush was unintentionally funny
touchéI voted for Bush in 2004 specifically BECAUSE he messed up speaking so much. There was really no difference in quality and barely any in policy between Bush and Kerry, but Kerry was BORING and Bush was unintentionally funny
hahaha nice site! Here's the one I got!
What they'll say is, "Well it costs too much money," but you know what? It would cost, about... It -- it -- it would cost about the same as what we would spend... It... Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us... (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to... It... It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about -- hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad.
Hey RG...where is the Random definition of a Cap Gains Tax Generator?
I bet Palin knows what one of those is
I seriously doubt it.I bet Palin knows what one of those is
I think I used the wrong quote generator.
What they'll say is, "Well it costs too much money," but you know what? It would cost, about... It -- it -- it would cost about the same as what we would spend... It... Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us... (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to... It... It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about -- hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad.
Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. (crowd laughing) I haven't had much sleep in the last 48 hours.
Woah - mine was super accurate.On the campaign trail, Gov. Sarah Palin jokes about listening to Sen. Joe Biden's speeches since she was in second grade. In a just-released CBS News segment, Katie Couric asks if that isn't an odd thing to say given her own running mate's age.
Said Palin: "Oh no, it's nothing negative at all. He's got a lot of experience and just stating the fact there, that we've been hearing his speeches for all these years. So he's got a tremendous amount of experience and, you know, I'm the new energy, the new face, the new ideas and he's got the experience based on many many years in the Senate and voters are gonna have a choice there of what it is that they want in these next four years."
How great would it be if she was being sarcastic to point out the utter fallacy in an Obama presidency.
You think she knows what "sarcastic" and "fallacy" mean? Well you give her more credit than I do.
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