I do not have a vagina .....well not one on my body. I keep it at home.
I do not have a vagina .....well not one on my body. I keep it at home.
ok wtf?
i put the socks i was gonna put on this morning over my shoulder and then went to go put on some pants.... after i put on my pants i noticed that only one sock was on my shoulder... i looked everywhere... i spent at least 10 minutes looking for that damn sock and eventually said it and put on a totally different sock on my left.
fast forward to about 5 minutes ago.... im tucking in my shirt and what do i see half hanging out of my pants?
my ing sock. wtf?ing piece of .
ive been walking around all day with a ing sock hanging out of my pants. thank heavens my shirt was untucked and nobody saw it.
I once took off a shirt I'd been wearing all day and had two dryer sheets fall out of one of the sleeves. I didn't even feel them.
cucking funt has big boobs... the thought of her taking of a shirt she'd been wearing all day intrigues me greatly.
Maybe the dryer sheets were tucked under the twins.......
If so....lucky dryer sheets!![]()
I bet you a hot chick saw it and thought to herself. "that guy brought his nut rag with him, gross"
CF, don't argue semantics......just go with it.
A couple of years ago I caught my kid as he was stepping out of the car in front of school, with one of my panties static clung to the back of his shirt. His shirt was white and the panties were leopard print! He never would have lived that one down![]()
Yeah especially because leopard print bloomers are not attractive.
Uh oh. Someone else is getting attention. Better casually mention my leopard print panties.
Ell. Oh. Ell.
I clubbed and skinned that leopard myself
my dogs eat dryer sheets because they smell good.![]()
I hate it when one falls on the floor when I'm unloading the dryer. Those are some slippery mofos!
Rich. The disgusting calling out the silly . Calm down there's plenty out there for all you pathetic attention s. You people suck.
Go. To. .
maalox needs to end the debate and show the leopard thong she got for her birthday,
I'm of the opinion that you all suck ass.
And, I still think that mrsmatlock and The Funt need to each other.
The sexual tension is thicker than a whale's .
Comino Man Is Back!!!!!!
Are you referring to the time I shoved a handful of comino up your mother's vagina?
Yea, that was fun.
well look who took someb time from checking out the hot chicks
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