Free Quattro Razor (17)

[Master Shake]

i used to be so shy about my body, now, i dont mind if people watch

[Boston George]

tuna stayed in mexico, lord only knows what happened to him

[Dusty Bottoms]

ive killed the invisible swordsman

[Doc Holiday]

im your huckleberry

[to21]

I had a banana (peel on) break off inside a girl's vag once......she insisted I take her to the ER.

Dumb beech.

[CuckingFunt]

I will never understand the need or desire to stick a food item up my, or anyone else's, vaginer.

[to21]

I will never understand the need or desire to stick a food item up my, or anyone else's, vaginer.

Hey, me too. But when I'm about to get me some trim and a girl says, "You know what would be fun.....?"

You have to follow-thru.

[jman3000]

banana? wtf kinda stupid s are you pulling?

[jman3000]

what causes pussy farts during sex? is it the wang pushing air in the vag and it finally releasing? it seems to only happen if im wearing a dong bag.

[ORION]

Hey, me too. But when I'm about to get me some trim and a girl says, "You know what would be fun.....?"

You have to follow-thru.

so she was basically saying your "banana" wasn't fun or cutting it huh ?

[ORION]

I "bottom out" if you know what I mean

[CuckingFunt]

what causes pussy farts during sex?

I... wasn't aware this was such a big mystery.

[ORION]

I... wasn't aware this was such a big mystery.

If a woman opens her mouth during this it will go out her mouth.

[to21]

so she was basically saying your "banana" wasn't fun or cutting it huh ?

I don't think so.

But I have been fooled before. I would say it's more of a cu ber than a banana tho.

[to21]

what causes pussy farts during sex? is it the wang pushing air in the vag and it finally releasing? it seems to only happen if im wearing a dong bag.

It means you're not filling up the rest of the vag with schlong.

Short stuff.

[ORION]

It means you're not filling up the rest of the vag with schlong.

Short stuff.

When I'm deep inside the air goes up and it makes a bubble in her throat kind of like a frog about to ribbit

[ORION]

so FYI I forgot my towel today. I took a shower at work after I worked out and had to dry myself with my shirt. So when I do cardio in 30 minutes I will have to dry myself again with my shirt.

[jman3000]

It means you're not filling up the rest of the vag with schlong.

Short stuff.

you couldnt be further from the truth.

[jman3000]

im so ing hungry.

i have a craving for a meatball sub for some reason.

[CuckingFunt]

My photography class had a big slide presentation last night.

One of the girls in class, who is yummy to the nth degree, had a slide show consisting entirely of self-portraits. In many of the pictures she was nekkid or lingerie'd.

Another girl used a guy friend in several of her images. There was no nekkidness or naughtiness, but he had an unbelievable stache.

[jman3000]

wtf? unclothed hot chicks? in a class?

.

[CuckingFunt]

wtf? unclothed hot chicks? in a class?

.

One of the perks of being an art major.

[CuckingFunt]

She has huge cans, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

so FYI I forgot my towel today. I took a shower at work after I worked out and had to dry myself with my shirt. So when I do cardio in 30 minutes I will have to dry myself again with my shirt.

Whatever.

You know you're using the towel to clean up your when you're jacking it at work.

[peewee's lovechild]

im so ing hungry.

i have a craving for a meatball sub for some reason.

Because you were talking about shlongs, that's why.