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  1. #501
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    what? no it wasn't me. well i found out someone sent a warning they saw on foxnews.com about a youtube link virus threat. DAMN REPUBLICAN!!! i hope this same idiot doesn't see the "don't flash your lights at night to a car that doesn't have their lights on" email.
    how will I entertain myself without youtube at work? Well we are about to leave for a team builder. We are having a scavenger hunt with another team. It will involve drinking and driving I'm sure
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    SUNUVA !!!!

    some dumb jackass opened an email with a youtube link that somehow infected our server. now i can't view or go anywhere that has youtube in the url.

    damn you jackass that forwards emails to 10 people so you won't have bad luck!!!!
    Seems to me you are the one having some bad luck. Better get to forwarding those emails ASAP!
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    damn... ashbeeigh is a dirty who s convicted felons.

    the writing is on the wall.
    That should make things easier for me.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I wonder if doing the motorboat is even possible on Ashbeigh.

    I think my head would just get stuck in between those ginoroumus jugs.

    Ha, that just put a smile on my face.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    false positives for pregnancy tests are the gayest things ever.
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    I wonder if doing the motorboat is even possible on Ashbeigh.

    I think my head would just get stuck in between those ginoroumus jugs.

    Ha, that just put a smile on my face.
    Have you ever had your sack motorboated? Its awesome!
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    I wonder if doing the motorboat is even possible on Ashbeigh.

    I think my head would just get stuck in between those ginoroumus jugs.

    Ha, that just put a smile on my face.
    I wonder as well, it would be worth finding out.
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    false positives for pregnancy tests are the gayest things ever.
    Actually... that sounds pretty damn straight to me.

    In any case, they're a of a lot better than false negatives.
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    Have you ever had your sack motorboated? Its awesome!

    Don't tell us you like the cornhole motorboated also.
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    Don't tell us you like the cornhole motorboated also.
    Ok I won't tell you ........
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    So our scavenger hunt yesterday sucked ass. Nothing illegal or dangerous. I was very disappointed
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    You should have brought up the fact you get your salad tossed regularly.

    I bet that would have started something,
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    So our scavenger hunt yesterday sucked ass. Nothing illegal or dangerous. I was very disappointed
    Is that like looking for colored eggs in Easter?
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    You should have brought up the fact you get your salad tossed regularly.

    I bet that would have started something,
    hey don't knock it. I've had some really hot chicks initiate this on me.
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    Is that like looking for colored eggs in Easter?
    That might have been better. I wanted to do some crazy, illegal . We had hug a tree. I want take a naked picture on a cop car or run naked in a church.
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    hey don't knock it. I've had some really hot chicks initiate this on me.
    I'm not knocking it......do ur thing.
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    I'm not knocking it......do ur thing.
    I was whatever. If they were getting turned on then I was all for it.
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    That might have been better. I wanted to do some crazy, illegal . We had hug a tree. I want take a naked picture on a cop car or run naked in a church.
    How 'bout the next time you a tree?
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    I mean, sure your johnson would be rubbed raw, but at least you'd bust a nut.
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    How 'bout the next time you a tree?
    I do that anyway. I perfer an Ash because the bark is so smooth.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I mean, sure your johnson would be rubbed raw, but at least you'd bust a nut.
    I pull out because I don't need any little saplings calling me Daddy.
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    I do that anyway. I perfer an Ash because the bark is so smooth.
    Ash?

    Are we still talking about trees or Ashbeigh?

    Anyway, I'd go with mesquite.
    I'm into rough sex.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I pull out because I don't need any little saplings calling me Daddy.
    That would suck.

    And, since they live for hundreds of years, you'd never hear the end of you abandoning them.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    That would suck.

    And, since they live for hundreds of years, you'd never hear the end of you abandoning them.
    Can you imagine paying child support for 45 years
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  25. #525
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    Ash?

    Are we still talking about trees or Ashbeigh?

    Anyway, I'd go with mesquite.
    I'm into rough sex.
    No, Ash the tree or even a crape mertle. They both have smooth bark and less splinters
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