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Pop: Bonner where are you?
Bonner: I can't see !
I think this is the pic Spurs Brazil wanted.
Sure, you could ask for playing time. I'm just not comfortable with the idea of you sitting on my lap.
Thanks again for giving me your beard hair.
''go yourself bonner''
"Sure, but Tokyo Story has more grit than 400 Blows."
"And what would you like for Christmas?"
''nah it was only 8 million we wasted on you don't worry if you suck''
Pop: " Matt, I want to talk to you about your poor game "
Matt: " well, lately, I've had some issues, but I'll work harder if I have too "
Pop:" No no no... I don't think that would change anything....your basketball game...it's like you've never had any basketball training "
Matt: " I don't understand "
Pop: " quite frankly...you stink "
Matt : "..."
Pop: " I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go "
Matt: " but I don't really work here "
Pop: " that's what makes that decision so difficult "
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Pop: "You see son, we can't play you because you're awful....we can't trade you...again because you're a terrible player. Yet here we are, trapped with your contract which keeps guys like Corey Maggette from signing here because we can't offer them enough money...."
Bonner: "Uh huh."
Pop: "Well, anyway Matt, you were always interested in politics, in history. I remember you talking about Hitler back in '43. We were young then."
Bonner: "Umm, what?"
Pop: "You were around the old timers who dreamed up how the team should be organized, how they based it on the old Roman Legions, and called them 'Regimes'... with the 'Captains' and 'Soldiers,' and it worked...it worked."
Bonner: *blank stare*
Pop: (sadly) "Yeah, we were like the Roman Empire once."
Bonner: *squints*
Pop: (very gently) "The Roman Empire... when someone's contract was inflated beyond their worth, the plotters...errr....the players who took advantage of the team were always given a chance to let their families keep some of their fortunes."
Bonner: "WTF are you talking about?? Are you suggesting....what the ?!!"
Pop: "Yeah, that was a good break. A nice deal. I'm glad we had this little talk."
Bonner: "Bite me."
Pop: Europe is really nice this time of year. There are many great vineyards in Italy for instance. I think you might like it over there. It's like Canada but with hotter chicks and a lot of zone defense.
Bonner: Should I grow a beard too?
Pop: Make sure you check out the Inner Space Caverns before you go. Really interesting geological formations.
the good kids get toys and all the bad bench players get traded to the North Pole (Minn)
FIFY
the good kids get toys and all the bad bench players get traded to the North Pole (Toronto)
Thanks a lot duncan228I think this is the pic Spurs Brazil wanted.
Oh Matthew, sit down. I'd like to tell you a tale of a boy named Beno. It started on a cold and rainy night.............
No, no..don't get me wrong, I loved the movie. Heath Ledger was absolutely brilliant. I just don't get why Batman growls when he talks...
Pop: Matthew, what did the 5 fingers say to the face?
Grow a real ing beard or I'm calling Horry.
Matt: I'd like some playing time. . .
Pop: Look, I'm not God.
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