Free Quattro Razor (17)

[CuckingFunt]

Eucalyptus has smooth bark, also.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eucalyptus has smooth bark, also.

And it will leave your feeling and smelling minty

[CuckingFunt]

And it will leave your feeling and smelling minty

And since the bark peels away easily, you could sensually "undress" it before sexy times.

[peewee's lovechild]

And since the bark peels away easily, you could sensually "undress" it before sexy times.

Would the knots be considered nipples?

'Cuz that's a lot of nipples.

[CuckingFunt]

Would the knots be considered nipples?

'Cuz that's a lot of nipples.

Since ingesting too much eucalyptus oil can be toxic, I'm gonna say no. Don't want to encourage that much suckin'.

[peewee's lovechild]

It'd be cool if trees had vaginas.

[CuckingFunt]

It'd be cool if trees had vaginas.

[peewee's lovechild]

Finally something big enough and deep enough for my shlong that isn't maalox's snatch.

[mrsmaalox]

Hahaha. You wish, limp .

[ORION]

Since ingesting too much eucalyptus oil can be toxic, I'm gonna say no. Don't want to encourage that much suckin'.

I use protection

[ashbeeigh]

I love my job. Some bag just called my office asking if I would register him to vote if he gave me his "dead grandfather's name." We only registered 15 people to vote in this office, all at UTSA. Ridiculous.

[timvp]

Got damn hot water heater not working

I need to take a shower but the water is ICE cold. I'm thinking of downing some vodka until I'm nice and numb ... and then take an ice shower.

Hmmmmm ... I wonder if this will work.

[RashoFan]

Go to sequ's house to use the shower then go to home depot a buy a new hot water heater.

[ORION]

Got damn hot water heater not working

I need to take a shower but the water is ICE cold. I'm thinking of downing some vodka until I'm nice and numb ... and then take an ice shower.

Hmmmmm ... I wonder if this will work.

It does because the heat of your puke will warm you up.

[jman3000]

i just got hit on waiting to go across a cross walk... then it was awkward because we ended up walking to the same place.

[ORION]

i just got hit on waiting to go across a cross walk... then it was awkward because we ended up walking to the same place.

The Free Clinic ?

[ashbeeigh]

i just got hit on waiting to go across a cross walk... then it was awkward because we ended up walking to the same place.

Guadalupe Street.

[ORION]

Roosevelt ?......Cherry st ?

[ORION]

Don't Talk About Total !

[jman3000]

she was actually a professionaly dressed woman (not THAT profession) early 30's... white.

it was just really odd.

[jman3000]

the only place ive ever seen hookers was in europe.

maybe im just naive and dont notice them when i see them... but ive never seen a hooker in san antonio.

[ORION]

she was actually a professionaly dressed woman (not THAT profession) early 30's... white.

it was just really odd.

In other words she was ugly

[jman3000]

i wouldnt say ugly.

id have to be drunk to pork her though.

[Trainwreck2100]

i wouldnt say ugly.

id have to be drunk to pork her though.

so she was a 2 then?

[ORION]

so she was a 2 then?

2 bagger