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  1. #576
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    yeah but youre different.

    you have huge cans so you get a pass.
    this is true... things get over looked
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  2. #577
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    she tried talking to me the whole way. you see... it wasnt the "construction worker cat calling female passerby" kind of hitting on... it was the "drunk dude small talking the uncooperative female" kinda hitting on.
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    ... even i make a mistake sometimes.... rare as that is.

    ashbeeigh 1

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh 1

    jman 1
    actually it's:

    jman: 2

    ashbeeigh: 0

    since it was my own awesomeness that caused you to want to rape me in the first place.
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  5. #580
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    she tried talking to me the whole way. you see... it wasnt the "construction worker cat calling female passerby" kind of hitting on... it was the "drunk dude small talking the uncooperative female" kinda hitting on.
    Did she use the "I'm on welfare" line ? A chick used that on a friend of mine way back. That was funny
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  6. #581
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh has to be one of the most stupid words or abreviations ever created.

    i literally feel like punching myself everytime i type it out.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Did she use the "I'm on welfare" line ? A chick used that on a friend of mine way back. That was funny


    a buddy of mine was telling me he overheard a dude say "yeah bro, im officially on welfare!"

    and then they did a high five.

    ing people.
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  8. #583
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    yeah but youre different.

    you have huge cans so you get a pass.
    Huge cans mean nothing.

    Even ashbeeigh has huge cans.
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  9. #584
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Huge cans mean nothing.

    Even ashbeeigh has huge cans.
    point taken... but you live far away so there is a certain aura of mystery around yours.

    covet what you cant have and all that.
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  10. #585
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    and ashbeeigh's huge cans are attached to an ashbeeigh... so there ya go.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh has to be one of the most stupid words or abreviations ever created.
    at least its creative.



    a buddy of mine was telling me he overheard a dude say "yeah bro, im officially on welfare!"

    and then they did a high five.

    ing people.
    I swear, the first time we are able to qualify someone for food stamps, tanf, or medicaid in this office there will be some high fives..but for other reasons.
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  12. #587
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    a buddy of mine was telling me he overheard a dude say "yeah bro, im officially on welfare!"

    and then they did a high five.

    ing people.
    She was large, mexican and had a little stache growing.
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  13. #588
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    My co-worker offered me some turkey jerky and said to go ahead and get it. I told her I didn't have a knife. then she said "you've been finger banging something? Use your fingers!"
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    My co-worker offered me some turkey jerky and said to go ahead and get it. I told her I didn't have a knife. then she said "you've been finger banging something? Use your fingers!"
    That seems to be a very odd thought process.
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    That seems to be a very odd thought process.
    Odd maybe but totally unexpected. I LOL'd
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    It would be real funny if a girl with those glasses took her glasses off and her eyes were really that big
    I think I need my head examined....When I read this line, this is what pop up in my head...


    love that movie...
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  17. #592
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    im going bowling tonight with a girl i was talking to a few months ago... we were just friends, but she broke up with her boyfriend to talk to me... that freaked me out so i told her it wasnt cool and she should get back with the dude...

    ive realized that he's a wad since then.. so now im gonna see if i can get her back.
    FAIL

    im so preoccupied with this paper im supposed to finish that i chilled for about an hour and then jetted.

    o well.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I've spent the last 30 minutes jammin out to "The Green Hill Zone" from Sonic the hedgehog.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i liked the music from the labrynth stages.
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    i liked the music from the labrynth stages.
    This has already been discussed elsewhere, but:



    and



    rule Sonic the Hedgehog.



    Is the best of Sonic 2.
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  21. #596
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    And this is the music that still haunts me in my dreams.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    youre going to run out of ing air!@
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    that underwater
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