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    bohica! Greg Oden's Avatar
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    I have serious problem with my upcoming pizza delivery. I ordered a pizza and some cheesesticks a little bit ago. The total came out to $21.73. I looked in my wallet and there sat two $20 bills and two $1 bills. I usually give a tip of like 3 or 4 dollars. So should I just be like that guy and just give him a 20 and the 2 Ones? Or break the other 20 and give him a nice tip?

    Oh and this is no joke thread. My morals are at stake here.

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    No question, break the 20.

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    that, don't give him the other $20 to break, as they usually only have a bunch of ones (it happened to me the other day). Just give him the ones and get some loose change to give to him

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Break the 20.

    I delivered pizza in college and its a crappy job.

    Give the guy some gas money.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    You better give the dude at least 5. So break the 20

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    that, don't give him the other $20 to break, as they usually only have a bunch of ones (it happened to me the other day). Just give him the ones and get some loose change to give to him
    A good driver has change. I don't think he should just assume the guy doesn't. I delivered pizzas for a couple years when I was in high school and I always, always, always carried two 20's, a 10, a 5, four 1's and a dollars worth of pennies, nickles, dimes and quarters. It would piss me off to no end if I found out someone didn't tip me because they just assumed I wouldn't break their large bill for them.

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    call them back and go get the pizza

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    No comment.

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    bohica! Greg Oden's Avatar
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    That's the first thing I thought about when I started this thread

    I figured some people thought this was a joke considering that and I started this under another name.

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    bohica! Greg Oden's Avatar
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    These mother ers are taking forever to get here.

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    pizza hut pays for their gas already just give him the 22$

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    If you aren't going to tip him cash, you should at least give him an item of value. Bong snap? Cold Beer? Old copy of Mission Impossible 2 on DVD? Your old ipod? Just hook up something to let this mother er know you appreciate it.

    And it isn't his fault it's late, it's the people manning the oven.

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    bohica! Greg Oden's Avatar
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    If you aren't going to tip him cash, you should at least give him an item of value. Bong snap? Cold Beer? Old copy of Mission Impossible 2 on DVD? Your old ipod? Just hook up something to let this mother er know you appreciate it.


    I'm not mouse

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    bohica! Greg Oden's Avatar
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    I'll be got ing damned.


    Finally, she gets here. I hand here the 2 twenty, she doesn't have change. I take the 20 back and hand her 2 $1s and say have a nice night. guess she missed out $5.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    That's her fault. She must have digged you. A lot of women have a hard time not falling for a tall, strong, black man.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    I'll be got ing damned.


    Finally, she gets here. I hand here the 2 twenty, she doesn't have change. I take the 20 back and hand her 2 $1s and say have a nice night. guess she missed out $5.
    Should have offered her the rest of the other 20 for a quick blow.

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    Optomistic but Realistic MrChug's Avatar
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    I'll be got ing damned.


    Finally, she gets here. I hand here the 2 twenty, she doesn't have change. I take the 20 back and hand her 2 $1s and say have a nice night. guess she missed out $5.
    That's the way it works out...I once had a flirt with this b*tch at a restaurant who kept throwing her s in my face and thought that a 67.53 tab should warrant the rest of a $100 bill as a tip. The question: "Are you gonna need change babe?"
    The answer: "Well yes!" What a moron. tipping as an assumption. It's G-R-A-T-U-I-T-Y. I wasn't that in gratified. Her s weren't that great in the first place.

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    I'll be got ing damned.


    Finally, she gets here. I hand here the 2 twenty, she doesn't have change. I take the 20 back and hand her 2 $1s and say have a nice night. guess she missed out $5.
    She should of had change. I would have different amounts of cash everywhere so I could get the most tip. I had a few tricks.

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    if your an Obama supporter ... you will give him the $20 and the two $1's and say " the guy" as you said

    if your a McCain supporter ... you will break the other $20 and give him a decent tip

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Should have offered her the rest of the other 20 for a quick blow.
    Hmmm.

    probobly would've worked....

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    GIVE him a slice man.....

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    bohica! Greg Oden's Avatar
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    Hmmm.

    probobly would've worked....

    T Park

    I never would've guessed you would condone something like that.


    have you partaken in events similar to this?

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    It's a process... mexicanjunior's Avatar
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    The $20 and 2 ones would have been fine, especially if it was late. They shouldn't have charged you at all if it was over 30 minutes...

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    The $20 and 2 ones would have been fine, especially if it was late. They shouldn't have charged you at all if it was over 30 minutes...
    unless the driver got lost its not his fault. He is the one driving through traffic and putting up with all kinds of . plus he is responsible for his gas and repairs to his car. Tip him at least $5

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    so you tipped 0.27 cents?

    did you spit in her face too?

    i thought i was cheap.

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