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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    SAN ANTONIO - A gunman is on the loose after shooting someone while wearing a ninja outfit. Investigators say the shooter walked up to a party on Tuxford, on the northeast side, wearing a ninja outfit and carrying two guns. He demanded the cars of people at the gathering.
    One of those partygoers said someone along the lines of "this must be a joke," but that's when the gunman shot that person.
    The shooter ran off. The victim was taken to the hospital.

    http://www.woai.com/news/local/story...8-90bc6e1d5b13

    Stupid partygoers, real ninjas dont carry guns.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    ninja please

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    he demanded "the cars"? If there was 1 ninja, wouldn't he have demanded "a car" as in 1 car?

    "gimme your cars......ok, what I'm gonna do is drive this Hummer back to my house, and then when I walk back, I'm gonna take that Corvette back home, then come back and drive off with the BMW over there, etc....."

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    Here is a police sketch.

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    A real ninja spits the bullets out of his mouth....pfff a gun....

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    he demanded "the cars"? If there was 1 ninja, wouldn't he have demanded "a car" as in 1 car?

    "gimme your cars......ok, what I'm gonna do is drive this Hummer back to my house, and then when I walk back, I'm gonna take that Corvette back home, then come back and drive off with the BMW over there, etc....."
    Ninja able to drive two cars at same time.

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    Ninja with a gun...


    What a cheap shot!

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    it was probably a pirate.. dressed like a ninja.

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    "Dressed in black and ski mask" does not a ninja make. You know who dresses like that? Somebody who wants to put a cap in your ass.

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    "Dressed in black and ski mask" does not a ninja make. You know who dresses like that? Somebody who wants to put a cap in your ass.
    It sounds much better in 20 years when you tell your kids you were shot in the ass by a ninja.

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    Last edited by Johnny_Blaze_47; 10-14-2008 at 12:18 PM.

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    Here is a police sketch.
    snake eyes. When he got discharged from Joe times got hard

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    Maybe it was one of these


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    Or maybe one of these guys


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    I don't trust that kid with the chili bowl haircut

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    I don't trust that kid with the chili bowl haircut


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    I trust him... with my life

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    I trust him... with my life
    Tum Tum was a scrub and Rocky was blinded by pussy. Colt is the only one i trust.

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    Check out the comments of the story...people are making ninja jokes, and some relative comes on and is PISSED

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    speaking ninja


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    I don't trust that kid with the chili bowl haircut
    he looks like a young Moe Howard




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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    i never understand why people say "what is this world coming to?" the question should "what has this world come to?" Would you rather go back to times of slavery? Barbaric times? Times where same-sex marriage was forbidden everywhere? I guess what I'm trying to say is, STFU!

    who said anything about same sex marriage? We are talking about gun toting ninjas you .

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    who said anything about same sex marriage? We are talking about gun toting ninjas you .
    but he does bring up a good point of going back to barbaric times. I would make a great caveman. I'd be the Burt Reynolds of cavemen.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Or Conan? Dang so many options.

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