Once upon a time...

[I. Hustle]

Once upon a time in a land not too far away lived a handsome young lizard king. This lizard had a taste for exotic foods. One day he stumbled upon some Indian food whilst walking in the forest. He was overjoyed and ran to help himself to his newfound treasure. Little did he know that it was trap set by the 12 skunk clan to avenge the loss of one of their brethren that the Lizard King had sentenced to death. After he had eaten he looked up to see that he was surrounded. Too heavy with curry chicken (extra curry), Amritsari Fish, and palak paneer he was unable to flee. The 12 skunks aimed and fired thus drenching him in their toxic smell. He ran and washed in the river but could not rid himself of the foul stench.
He decided that he would see the wise Bullfrog and ask for his help. He journeyed for 4 days, mixing sweat with the smell of the 12 skunks, before he reached his destination. Upon his arrival the great and wise Bullfrog new what he wanted right away. He told the lizard king to wrap himself in a coat that he handed him. The coat was made of various cats that wandered into the Bullfrogs domain. The lizard king put the coat on and before he could blink the Bullfrog set him on fire and ate him. Beware the foul breath that comes from the Bullfrog.
He is alive today and is croaking in the men’s room here where I work. RUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

[BacktoBasics]

Bored on the pot?

[I. Hustle]

No some dude freakin stank up the joint. I just needed to piss and I couldn't even hold my breath. I was afraid I would be covered in the stench

[1369]

Once upon a time in a land not too far away lived a handsome young lizard king. This lizard had a taste for exotic foods. One day he stumbled upon some Indian food whilst walking in the forest. He was overjoyed and ran to help himself to his newfound treasure. Little did he know that it was trap set by the 12 skunk clan to avenge the loss of one of their brethren that the Lizard King had sentenced to death. After he had eaten he looked up to see that he was surrounded. Too heavy with curry chicken (extra curry), Amritsari Fish, and palak paneer he was unable to flee. The 12 skunks aimed and fired thus drenching him in their toxic smell. He ran and washed in the river but could not rid himself of the foul stench.
He decided that he would see the wise Bullfrog and ask for his help. He journeyed for 4 days, mixing sweat with the smell of the 12 skunks, before he reached his destination. Upon his arrival the great and wise Bullfrog new what he wanted right away. He told the lizard king to wrap himself in a coat that he handed him. The coat was made of various cats that wandered into the Bullfrogs domain. The lizard king put the coat on and before he could blink the Bullfrog set him on fire and ate him. Beware the foul breath that comes from the Bullfrog.
He is alive today and is croaking in the men’s room here where I work. RUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Then just hand him a towel and act like you're spraying the knock-off Halston Z-14 as a tester for him.

[ORION]

Thats not how Jim Morrison died !

[ORION]

No some dude freakin stank up the joint. I just needed to piss and I couldn't even hold my breath. I was afraid I would be covered in the stench

This very thing just happened to me right now and I was thinking ..what is worse breathing through your nose or breathing through your mouth ?

[I. Hustle]

This very thing just happened to me right now and I was thinking ..what is worse breathing through your nose or breathing through your mouth ?

F that! Try walking in whils chewing gum.

[JoeChalupa]

Thats not how Jim Morrison died !

RACK THE LIZARD KING!!

[ORION]

F that! Try walking in whils chewing gum.

oh man odor trapped inside your gum ! I hope you spit it out

[I. Hustle]

yeah. As soon as I walked in and smelled that I spit that out.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Once upon a time in a land not too far away lived a handsome young lizard king. This lizard had a taste for exotic foods. One day he stumbled upon some Indian food whilst walking in the forest. He was overjoyed and ran to help himself to his newfound treasure. Little did he know that it was trap set by the 12 skunk clan to avenge the loss of one of their brethren that the Lizard King had sentenced to death. After he had eaten he looked up to see that he was surrounded. Too heavy with curry chicken (extra curry), Amritsari Fish, and palak paneer he was unable to flee. The 12 skunks aimed and fired thus drenching him in their toxic smell. He ran and washed in the river but could not rid himself of the foul stench.
He decided that he would see the wise Bullfrog and ask for his help. He journeyed for 4 days, mixing sweat with the smell of the 12 skunks, before he reached his destination. Upon his arrival the great and wise Bullfrog new what he wanted right away. He told the lizard king to wrap himself in a coat that he handed him. The coat was made of various cats that wandered into the Bullfrogs domain. The lizard king put the coat on and before he could blink the Bullfrog set him on fire and ate him. Beware the foul breath that comes from the Bullfrog.
He is alive today and is croaking in the men’s room here where I work. RUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Excellent!

[Blake]

I call B.F.S.

bull frog sheet

if you light a lizard on fire, it burns the smell off. What, did you skip 7th grade lizardology? freakin public school educations...

[I. Hustle]

I call B.F.S.

bull frog sheet

if you light a lizard on fire, it burns the smell off. What, did you skip 7th grade lizardology? freakin public school educations...

I like the fact that you question me. Very good. If you read it carefully though you will see that he was wearing a coat made of cat hair. When he was set on fire the cat hair coat was actually lit up and he was eaten before the fire could actually hurt him. Thus searing in the pungent smell and condemning the bullfrog to horrible horrible breath.

[Blake]

I like the fact that you question me. Very good. If you read it carefully though you will see that he was wearing a coat made of cat hair. When he was set on fire the cat hair coat was actually lit up and he was eaten before the fire could actually hurt him. Thus searing in the pungent smell and condemning the bullfrog to horrible horrible breath.

I beg to differ yet again.

If you read XX carefully, in no part of this story was there mention of cat "hair"

The coat was made of various cats that wandered into the Bullfrogs domain.

In no way should the reader here assume that there is hair being burned. These very well could have been cats that were de-furred or even turned inside out.........because therefore such as the Iraq.......there is more than one way to de-fur a cat.

[ORION]

what if the lizard king broke on through to the other side

[mrsmaalox]

what if the lizard king broke on through to the other side

Or what if someone lit his fire?

[ORION]

Or what if someone lit his fire?

and try to set the night on fire

[I. Hustle]

They did light his fire. That's at the end of the story.

It's all metephors man.

[I. Hustle]

I beg to differ yet again.

If you read XX carefully, in no part of this story was there mention of cat "hair"



In no way should the reader here assume that there is hair being burned. These very well could have been cats that were de-furred or even turned inside out.........because therefore such as the Iraq.......there is more than one way to de-fur a cat.

Touche...



touche me all over.

[I. Hustle]

again... total disregard for human life