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  1. #676
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    off.

    stop trying to steal all the ladies.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    The chick that I think is the best in my department got promoted just right now. I'm thinking about giving her the "uncomfortable" hug.... maybe she will like it
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  3. #678
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    oh and fyi she has nice looking fakies
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  4. #679
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    congratulate her by offering to buy her a drink.

    e it.



    enjoy.
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  5. #680
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I... um... I'm not saying that I'm willing to drive to Texas or anything, but... um... did she also have a gaysexual/bisexual look about her?
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    stop trying to steal all the ladies.
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  6. #681
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    jman does not endorse rape of any kind.
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I love the uncomfertable hug. This one older but gooder looking lady used to back into me so i would put my arms around her and accidently slip and touch b00bie. She wanted it and I wasn't married at the time. Turns out she ended up getting it from another young'n at work. They are still together though so I guess I lucked out. She was probably clingy
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Jason Is Spanish For Needs Some F'n Poon
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    stop trying to steal all the ladies.
    Steal? Me?? Never!
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  10. #685
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    es
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  11. #686
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    it's been a week and a day since i've got laid and i'm having withdrawals.

    it's a text message away but i'm the most stubborn SOB in existence.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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  13. #688
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    "two friends walking... do do dooo... one's fat and short... one's tall and skinny... two friends walking... do do dooo"
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  14. #689
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    if i was short and fat that's the first thing i would do... look for a tall skinny friend so we could look weird walking around together.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    congratulate her by offering to buy her a drink.

    e it.



    enjoy.
    BOING !!!!!!
    That reminds me of a story. One of my finer moments
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  16. #691
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason Is Spanish For Needs Some F'n Poon
    I still haven't seen those pictures you dingle
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  17. #692
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    BOING !!!!!!
    That reminds me of a story. One of my finer moments
    wtf?

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  18. #693
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    long story but lets just say I did what I had to do .......twice !!!
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  19. #694
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    not creepy at all.....
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    not creepy at all.....
    No I didn't drug a chick and rape her if thats what your thinking...its a long story
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I mean I didn't serve time or anything for it
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  22. #697
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    No I didn't drug a chick and rape her if thats what your thinking... I drugged her and raped her TWICE
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  23. #698
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    long story ....batman even knows the chick
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  24. #699
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    now, now... everyone knows batman knows nobody.
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  25. #700
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    now, now... everyone knows batman knows nobody.
    well just to show that I didn't rape her, but it was pretty funny
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