Sheriff: Family cremated mom on BBQ

[mrsmaalox]

Greedy mofos!!!


Sheriff: Family cremated mom on BBQ, kept benefits

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081016/...emation_scam_7

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CORNING, Calif. - The family of a dead elderly woman cremated her remains on a makeshift barbecue and continued collecting her retirement checks amounting to more than $25,000, authorities in Northern California said. Ramona Allmond's daughter and grandson were arrested Sunday on su ion of embezzlement, elder abuse and disposing of a body without a permit.

Allmond, 84, likely died of natural causes, though investigators were still trying to determine the exact cause of death, said Tehama County sheriff's Capt. Paul Hosler.

Allmond's daughter, Kathleen Allmond, 50, and Allmond's grandson, Tony Ray, 30, told investigators their relative died in December. They left her body on her bedroom floor for a week before cremating the remains in their backyard fire pit, Hosler said.

Investigators said the two kept collecting Allmond's monthly retirement checks, amounting to more than $25,000. Sheriff's Detective Richard Knox said they may have been trying to honor Allmond's desire to die at home and be cremated.

The two were arrested after Allmond's son grew su ious about her whereabouts.

Both were in jail in lieu of bail, with arraignment scheduled for Thursday. The sheriff's department said they do not yet have attorneys.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

crispy forum

[BacktoBasics]

In these hard times I hardly blame them. Doubtful Tony Ray will see a drop of SS the other lady is 50 so she might.

[ORION]

I wonder if they used mesquite or hickory to add flavor

[mrsmaalox]

crispy forum

[Blake]

I wonder if they used mesquite or hickory to add flavor

I think ben-gay is the sauce that's most commonly used to flavor 84 year old dead people. It gives the meat a minty flavor.

[ATRAIN]

Lame thread starter forum

[ORION]

I think ben-gay is the sauce that's most commonly used to flavor 84 year old dead people. It gives the meat a minty flavor.

yum minty fresh flesh

[T Park]

Duh, everyone knows you use Geritol.

Its like Lea & Perrins. A classic.

[Blake]

Duh, everyone knows you use Geritol.

Its like Lea & Perrins. A classic.

It "Depends"

[I. Hustle]

I find that people over 60 tend to be a little ropey. The time it takes to tenderize someone in their 80's is hardly worth it. I wonder if she had that natural pork flavor. Now if they used her for jerky now that makes sense.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

[T Park]

Props to Espuelas for using one of the funniest movies of all time there.