The very first porn mag I ever saw didn't show any actual penetration.
It was in that region. This one dude was holding a black table cloth and I said let me hold that for you, but I offered the fake hand. Well he gave it to the fake hand without looking and the whole halloween decoration came down.
The very first porn mag I ever saw didn't show any actual penetration.
Gerard Butler. Yummmmm.
Hahaha
You have The Complete Three Stooges Library?
No. I do not.
You know . . . Frederic ing Chopin.
It was as you described with the water but it was a campaign bottle. It molded me into the fine person that I am today
Why is ORION online right now? Surely all of his viejito customers are asleep by now.
There's a pretty big difference between a champagne bottle and a 5-gallon jug.
I want your blood. And I want your souls. And I want them both right now!
Oh, ORION, I apologize. I forgot you were there. You may go now.
You tell 'em I'm coming . . . and 's coming with me!
You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
I just saw on of Paul McCartney's newest videos.
It's ing hilarious seeing that trying to channel his inner Justin Timberlake.
Why Mel, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.
You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
I could get super nerdy and watch a couple discs of "Firefly" to stave my boredom.
What the is a bustle?
There is nothing nerdy about "Firefly".
A pox on you for saying such blasphemous idiocy.
See, Mel is a chick for sure. She has no idea what we're talking about.
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