So, I tried 69ing my dog . . . what's the big deal?
Everyone's tried it at some point in their lives.
Well, for Orion it was probably a cat.
Man that dog was getting double the pleasure
So, I tried 69ing my dog . . . what's the big deal?
Everyone's tried it at some point in their lives.
Well, for Orion it was probably a cat.
Ewww, that's 69'ing a dog! Must have been a big dog.
Not as big as the one that's forced to lick your snizz.
You're a swine.
Why, does it turn you on?
Do you have some kind of fantasy to have a hog go at your snatch?
Will he find truffles there?
I'd rather have a hog than you. But I guess that's not much of a stretch, huh?
And, it's better than truffles.
I tried but the cat kept patting at my balls
That's because they're covered in catnip.
so then explain to me why you had catnip in your mouth
I was drunk.
I do all sorts of stupid when I'm drunk.
cats make funny noises
Cats are pussies.
Pussy truffles . . . now that's a thought.
That wasn't the cat; Peewee was purring while he was down there.
"fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"
I hate happy endings on the Maury show
the only exception is when the dude finds out that the kid isn't his.
your pic in the car thread wasn't funny because it was too big viva.
that depends, if he wanted the kid, but its not his, its great. The best ones are when the woman leaves looking like a .
that's what made it funnier. and you commenting on it in a different thread. who knew you could transcend thought.
I saw one episode where the woman had hauled in her 3rd suspect, and he still wasn't the father!!
I hate when I don't get happy endings. I once dated a chick that was on the springer show way back.
All you gots are gay.
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