Why can't Jennifer Aniston keep a man?

[Trainwreck2100]

Have you seen her acting? Case closed...

she plays the same role every time

[JudynTX]

she's probably too clingy

Hey dude! What's wrong with being clingy?

[JoeChalupa]

she plays the same role every time

I'd role play with her.

[JudynTX]

I'd role play with her.

What character would you be?

[JoeChalupa]

What character would you be?

What ever role she'd like and I'd let her direct too!!

[Trainwreck2100]

What ever role she'd like and I'd let her direct too!!

well if she's directing odds are she'll just lie there and the whole time while the supporting character (you) does their best to keep the audience involved.

[S_A_Longhorn]

In the end, no matter how long you pounded her from every angle, you still have to wake up to that nose.

Angelina tries to save the world everyday, and Jennifer tries to save her split-ends everyday.

[S_A_Longhorn]

John Mayer is such a pussy.

Yet he still gets more of it that you ever will. I don't like the either, but he is a 'man among boys' when it comes to his laundry list.

[JoeChalupa]

well if she's directing odds are she'll just lie there and the whole time while the supporting character (you) does their best to keep the audience involved.

Well, I have faked it before so....

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

or ?

[Slomo]

That was going to be my third choice.

[Whisky Dog]

Hey dude! What's wrong with being clingy?

Other than stinking of desperation, repulsing the person you're clinging to, and generally showing that you are undesirable with no options... Nothing I guess.

[NFO]

Why can't Jennifer Aniston keep a man, just wondering.

She doesn't swallow.

[JudynTX]

She doesn't swallow.

And you would know this how?

[MrChug]

she cant probably

She does seem like she'd be ing LAME in the sack. I mean, not Paris Hilton lame, but just "I'm just gonna lay here and moan until I * then make the rest a chore until he's done...if I feel like it".

[spursfan09]

In the end, no matter how long you pounded her from every angle, you still have to wake up to that nose.

Angelina tries to save the world everyday, and Jennifer tries to save her split-ends everyday.

WTH? Whats the matter with her nose?

I guess thats why she can't keep a man, because they want perfection. She is pretty, so maybe it is her personalitly?

[J-Rock6X]

Because she's an annoying .

[loveThe23]

She has a ?

She looks like she has a .

sorry, i honestly don't see the beauty in her. brad did a ty thing, but yeah.. i think he realized that she has a or something, he left her for a beautiful girl though.

and yeah, she needs to get a guy with a lower level of "beauty" and "prettiness" than her.

[MiamiHeat]

She's looking for Ross in the real world and only finds a bunch of Joey's.

[romad_20]

i'm saying she's gay

My god, to be a fly on that wall.

[romad_20]

She looks like she has a .

sorry, i honestly don't see the beauty in her. brad did a ty thing, but yeah.. i think he realized that she has a or something, he left her for a beautiful girl though.

and yeah, she needs to get a guy with a lower level of "beauty" and "prettiness" than her.

You're ing insane.

[loveThe23]

You're ing insane.

No, not at all.

and you need to see what a beautiful/attractive girl is.

[lefty]

Because she's never been with a man

[romad_20]

No, not at all.

and you need to see what a beautiful/attractive girl is.

Okay. Why don't you show me

I'm not saying she's the hottest women in the world, but I would say 99% of men would find her attractive.

[MrChug]

...brad did a ty thing....

From what I understand, he just wanted to have a kid (kidS) and she put her career first. That sucks for a dude, when bearing your seed isn't as important as making out with David Schwimmer.