Free Quattro Razor (17)

[ORION]

All water sex is good: pools, showers, even hot tubs. And I hate hot tubs. Like Steve Miller says, "Everything's better when wet!"

Hot tubs are ok but you really can't get the most out of it because everything is hot. To me I want one place to be hotter than the rest ......

[mrsmaalox]

Hot tubs are ok but you really can't get the most out of it because everything is hot. To me I want one place to be hotter than the rest ......

Good point. Another reason for me to avoid hot tubs!

[CuckingFunt]

Shower sex is good, but submerged sex is lame.

[RashoFan]

Damn..everyone here must be horny ...talking about sex....I'm out.

[ashbeeigh]

My friend conned me into going to a Pleasure Party last weekend. It was great.

[ORION]

My friend conned me into going to a Pleasure Party last weekend. It was great.

I have a funny story about one of those....I was the only dude there for a few minutes

[ashbeeigh]

I have a funny story about one of those....I was the only dude there for a few minutes

But why didn't you stay?

[mrsmaalox]

My friend conned me into going to a Pleasure Party last weekend. It was great.

Did you buy anything?

[ashbeeigh]

Did you buy anything?

Just some body spray and pheromone stuff that I've wanted for a while. I did win something though.

[mrsmaalox]

Just some body spray and pheromone stuff that I've wanted for a while. I did win something though.

Enjoy!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just some body spray and pheromone stuff that I've wanted for a while. I did win something though.

i guess that's why you haven't been on here lately.

[ORION]

But why didn't you stay?

I was delivering a pizza and the message said come up the stairs. It was a house on the river so the front doors were in the back of the house. It was dark outside and it was nothing but windows and glass doors. I looked in and saw about 8 hot college chicks and an older woman. They were sitting around the coffee table and I saw various "toys" and such. I knocked and all of the chicks except the owner and the older woman jaw's dropped and they got embarrassed. I walked in with a huge smile. I said this is awesome to them and the older lady said will you be our test subject. I mentioned something about not wearing my tear away uniform and the older woman laughed, but the other chicks were is shock.

[ORION]

i guess that's why you haven't been on here lately.

I bet it was that one toy from The Naked Gun. The one dildo attached to the leaf blower

[ashbeeigh]

I was delivering a pizza and the message said come up the stairs. It was a house on the river so the front doors were in the back of the house. It was dark outside and it was nothing but windows and glass doors. I looked in and saw about 8 hot college chicks and an older woman. They were sitting around the coffee table and I saw various "toys" and such. I knocked and all of the chicks except the owner and the older woman jaw's dropped and they got embarrassed. I walked in with a huge smile. I said this is awesome to them and the older lady said will you be our test subject. I mentioned something about not wearing my tear away uniform and the older woman laughed, but the other chicks were is shock.

That's awesome. There's one a friend bought that she called "the main event" that vibrates both parts...it looked amazing.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's awesome. There's one a friend bought that she called "the main event" that vibrates both parts...it looked amazing.

a friend of mine's girlfriend once described one and it sounded very involved. i think she said it was The Panther or at least had Panther in the le somewhere. i'm surprised it wasn't gas powered according to what she described that it did.

[mrsmaalox]

That's awesome. There's one a friend bought that she called "the main event" that vibrates both parts...it looked amazing.

Just both parts?! Last time I was at Shades of Love they had a big display of one that vibrated all 3 "parts"! It looked like a pitchfork.

[mrsmaalox]

I was delivering a pizza and the message said come up the stairs. It was a house on the river so the front doors were in the back of the house. It was dark outside and it was nothing but windows and glass doors. I looked in and saw about 8 hot college chicks and an older woman. They were sitting around the coffee table and I saw various "toys" and such. I knocked and all of the chicks except the owner and the older woman jaw's dropped and they got embarrassed. I walked in with a huge smile. I said this is awesome to them and the older lady said will you be our test subject. I mentioned something about not wearing my tear away uniform and the older woman laughed, but the other chicks were is shock.

Just imagine the generous tip you would have gotten!!

[ORION]

a friend of mine's girlfriend once described one and it sounded very involved. i think she said it was The Panther or at least had Panther in the le somewhere. i'm surprised it wasn't gas powered according to what she described that it did.

I wish someone would make an avatar of that scene from naked gun

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Just imagine the generous tip you would have gotten!!

...or given

[ORION]

Just imagine the generous tip you would have gotten!!

oh trust me I got a big tip and a bigger smile on my face. It was like a scene from a porno but those girls looked so embarrassed. I should of grabbed the biggest one and said "so you like using these fake little ones"

[ORION]

...or given

I know the house. lets go by tonight.

[CuckingFunt]

oh trust me I got a big tip and a bigger smile on my face. It was like a scene from a porno but those girls looked so embarrassed. I should of grabbed the biggest one and said "so you like using these fake little ones... how about a real little one?"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wish someone would make an avatar of that scene from naked gun

i don't remember that scene. been so long. just last week my boss made me think of another scene from that movie. either that or Police Squad. The scene where nielsen told that big tall dude that doesn't fit in the shot that he had something on his chin and half a banana falls from the top of the screen. that always cracks me up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm really not hip to all the latest and greatest internets lingo/ettiquette, but what is the point of quoting someone and not writing anything about it in a post? hopefully that makes sense.

[mrsmaalox]

oh trust me I got a big tip and a bigger smile on my face. It was like a scene from a porno but those girls looked so embarrassed. I should of grabbed the biggest one and said "so you like using these fake little ones"

Grabbed the biggest girl? or the biggest toy?