The Iden y Of Rappin' Shaq

[Staff Sgt. Dignam]

Right away I come out the gates with a blast
And serve Popovich a mouthful of my ass
i'm warning you, don't ever hack at me again
Or my balls are goin back onto your bearded chin

The league just can't stop the Big Aristotle
Ring 5 is mine after everyone gets throttled
One for the thumb, but it's goin right on my
Do some Kegel exercises and mushroom stamp a

And it's finally here, the moment has arrived
When I reveal myself in front of all your eyes
No , that last line sounded mad
To find my true iden y just click right here

You lace-curtain mother er. I ought to slam your head through a plate glass window you ing prick.

[duncan228]

I guess that eliminates it being any classy member of this board.

Too bad, the troll was pretty good.

[stretch]

Rick Rolled.

I don't care about telling everyone else. I think that is lame.

I was curious enough to fall for it. Thankfully, control-alt-delete stops it on my computer.

For 's sake you seriously must live with your vagina spewing blood 24 hours a day.

[JamStone]

And you must print out all my posts and jack off to them 24 hours a day.

Print this one and wipe dry your sweatpants off with the printout.

[xtremesteven33]

For 's sake you seriously must live with your vagina spewing blood 24 hours a day.

[I. Hustle]

Anyone that clicked on that deserved to have that done to them

[JamStone]

I assumed the risk. I was that curious. Still think that is stupid.

[monosylab1k]

RickRolling is so 6 months ago.

[xtremesteven33]

I assumed the risk. I was that curious. Still think that is stupid.

Dude youre asking for it from rappin shaq...

[z0sa]

Im on a company computer ... good thing I didnt click

[baseline bum]

Rick Rolling never stops being funny

[BUMP]

Look at all you es whinin' and complaining.
JamStone's pussy so wet could've sworn it was raining.
See me laughin so hard im fixin' to burst.
He fooled yall so bad like it was April the 1st.

But im bout to throw you a twist in this never ending maze,
and put an end to this Rappin Shaq iden y craze.
the game is over, just like his career.
Now just come in close and lend me your ear.






















Yeah you guessed it, it's none other than me,
if ya'll dont believe it send a pm to Kori E.

GAME OVER

[I. Hustle]

If it's true than that sucked just like the rest of the raps.

[stretch]

And you must print out all my posts and jack off to them 24 hours a day.

Print this one and wipe dry your sweatpants off with the printout.

lol, bloody vagina

[JamStone]

Look at all you es whinin' and complaining.
JamStone's pussy so wet could've sworn it was raining.
See me laughin so hard im fixin' to burst.
He fooled yall so bad like it was April the 1st.

But im bout to throw you a twist in this never ending maze,
and put an end to this Rappin Shaq iden y craze.
the game is over, just like his career.
Now just come in close and lend me your ear.

I at least expected my screen name to be one of the rhymed words.

But, I guess the game slips quite a bit right before retirement.

[mystargtr34]

What a letdown.

[angelbelow]

so its bump??

[dirk4mvp]

so its bump??

Looks like it. Not that I have a problem with it being him, but he could've made a bigger splash.

[tlongII]

Who is Bump?

[manufor3]

god i hate rick-rolling

[Flight3107]

Who is Bump?

[dallasmavsnfuego214]

Who is Bump?

my new favorite poster

[oligarchy]

Rick Rolled.

I don't care about telling everyone else. I think that is lame.

I was curious enough to fall for it. Thankfully, control-alt-delete stops it on my computer.

firefox + noscript

[IronMexican]

All you idiots deserved to get rick rolled for falling for it. Anyways, add me to the idiot list, I clicked it too.

[jack sommerset]

nice