o the builder speaking 100% truth sons!

[Findog]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Spurminator]

This is just embarrassing. How can his supporters not be embarrassed. He has taken the middle class and reduced them to caricatures. Joe the Plumber. o the Builder. They sound like kids' toys. Do they come in recession-friendly discounted twin pack? With their friends Sam the Fireman and Bob the Locksmith sold separately? Batteries to pull their strings and regurgitate Republican talking points not included.

But wait, there's more! Call within the next 20 minutes and you get the Real Republican twin pack, Dan the CEO (complete with Cayman Island bank account number) and Bill the Gun Owner (complete with semi-automatic weapon and extra ammo). Operators are standing by!

Just when you think it's gotten as bad as it can get.

[Findog]

Don't forget Eric the Gay Basher or Tom the Creationist

[Shastafarian]

Don't forget Eric the Gay Basher or Sarah the Creationist

Fixed

[ElNono]

I gotta get me Angel the Bible thumper! Collect them all!

[BRHornet45]

lol sons

[Tully365]

The network of silly paper-thin personas behind the republican ticket is beginning to look like the cast of Sesame Street.

[Anti.Hero]

Bert and Earnie would make better presidential nominees than these two.

Although I'd go third party and vote for the Grouch!

[PixelPusher]

This is only his, what, 2nd appearance on TV, and he's already sporting the F-you shades.

[Findog]

BRHornets is an Obama supporter that wants conserva s to look bad