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  1. 11-03-2008 #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMexican
    LMAO! Wow! I remember when I was 13. That's a story for another day, though.
    Finding my dad's copies of Hustler and Penthouse at the age of 12 was a glorious day!
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  2. 11-03-2008 #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    This is beautiful.
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  3. 11-03-2008 #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by Findog
    Finding my dad's copies of Hustler and Penthouse at the age of 12 was a glorious day!
    I remember I found a copy of my dads bangbus DVD. was awesome. I was 12.
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  4. 11-03-2008 #104
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    I think I'm gonna go to Central Market tonight and get a grilled chicken sandwich. Central Market FTW!
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  5. 11-03-2008 #105
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    Is there a KFC in Dallas? I guess that would explain why no one knows how much the meal is.
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  6. 11-03-2008 #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMexican
    I remember I found a copy of my dads bangbus DVD. was awesome. I was 12.
    You want to hear something really disturbing? Once when we were teenagers, we went over to my friend Big Danny's house and he got out his dad's dvds. His dad apparently enjoyed preggo porn and Danny tried to make us watch "Ready to Drop." Dude, turn that off! Nobody wants to see that except you and your freak dad.
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  7. 11-03-2008 #107
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    Ohhhhhh dayum! He just said Dallas doesn't have a KFC(BURN!). What will Dallas fans do now!! Shiieet.!
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  8. 11-03-2008 #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by Findog
    You want to hear something really disturbing? Once when we were teenagers, we went over to my friend Big Danny's house and he got out his dad's dvds. His dad apparently enjoyed preggo porn and Danny tried to make us watch "Ready to Drop." Dude, turn that off! Nobody wants to see that except you and your freak dad.
    I've watched preggo porn. Just to watch it, though. Kind of like wanting to watch Bill Billichick's porn just to see if he really wore the hoody.
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  9. 11-03-2008 #109
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMexican
    Ohhhhhh dayum! He just said Dallas doesn't have a KFC(BURN!). What will Dallas fans do now!! Shiieet.!
    - Mark Cuban is a and was on Dancing with the Stars

    - He'll type out Irk Nowinski instead of his real name

    - remind us that Houston won a couple of les when he was a wee toddler and we have an empty trophycase

    - Make the observation that Jerry Stackhouse looks like the Geico Caveman

    - Josh Howard is an anti-American pot smoker that always plays well in the first quarter but does nothing after halftime.

    Did I forget anything?
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  10. 11-03-2008 #110
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMexican
    I've watched preggo porn. Just to watch it, though. Kind of like wanting to watch Bill Billichick's porn just to see if he really wore the hoody.
    A buddy of mine and his wife recently had a girl. Well, she did I guess, he just planted the seed...but he said that he found himself getting really into preggo porn during the 9 months. Weird.
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  11. 11-03-2008 #111
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    You forgot - At least we don't have Dirk Chokewitski on our team.


    And - Mark Cuban ran the Mavs to the ground
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  12. 11-03-2008 #112
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMexican
    Ohhhhhh dayum! He just said Dallas doesn't have a KFC(BURN!). What will Dallas fans do now!! Shiieet.!
    Or how about Bean Bryant falling on his face in the finals after drawing the easiest road there with a crippled Spurs squad in the way. Doubt that happens again.
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  13. 11-03-2008 #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonHymen
    Or how about Bean Bryant falling on his face in the finals after drawing the easiest road there with a crippled Spurs squad in the way. Doubt that happens again.
    At least I can wake up and say I live in California.
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  14. 11-03-2008 #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by Findog
    - Make the observation that Jerry Stackhouse looks like the Geico Caveman

    He does have a second gig as the Redskins QB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Findog
    I think I'm gonna go to Central Market tonight and get a grilled chicken sandwich. Central Market FTW!

    If your vehicle can support the weight, bring me back a guitar hero box.
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  16. 11-03-2008 #116
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    I am getting that the day I buy gears2. And I will eat the whole thing.
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  17. 11-03-2008 #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMexican
    I am getting that the day I buy gears2. And I will eat the whole thing.


    I've gotta get one tomorrow before I go vote.
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  18. 11-03-2008 #118
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonHymen
    Is there a KFC in Dallas? I guess that would explain why no one knows how much the meal is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonHymen
    So I can be an adult and root for the Mavericks at the same time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosylab1k

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  21. 11-03-2008 #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
    I've gotta get one tomorrow before I go vote.
    Voting is gay.
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  22. 11-03-2008 #122
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMexican
    Voting is gay.
    Not when you're full of KFC.
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  23. 11-03-2008 #123
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    May 3rd, 2007

    A day that will live in NBA infamy.

    First time a number one seed loses to an eighth seed...and losing badly.

    The Mav's choke will forever live in history.
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