3 Guitar Hero KFC lunches
For opening night against Houston, dinner was 8 crispy chicken tacos from Taco Bueno. I ate a whole $5 pizza from Little Caesar's for the Cleveland-Dallas partial birth abortion. Yesterday for the anal fissures against the Clip Show, I ate two whole boxes of Aunt Jemima's french toast, then washed it down with 4 ice cream drumsticks.
What should I eat for dinner while watching Kobe and company curbstomp the Mavs by 27? It should denote both sadness and a lack of nutritional content.
Eh, the KFC failure was played out last season. I wish we had an In-N-Out burger in Texas.
I can hear you getting fatter...
you should try the Popeye's Big Easy Chicken Bowl, and post a review/contrast with the KFC one:
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In n Out sounds good. I might get that myself.
I was a svelte 6'1, 175 lbs for the 06 Finals run.
If the Mavs keep this bull up, I'm going to have to stop watching the games or balloon up to 250.
One of those Hungry Man XXL microwave dinners.
Or an entire thingie of cinnamon rolls.
1 pound of food!
gummy bear and peanut butter samwich.....washed down with balsamic vinegar
I think it'll be Hungry Man XXL "Backdoor Barbecue" for Tuesday night's loss, then for the punch against the Bulls on Thursday I'll have a family sized turkey pot pie.
I'll be at the Orlando game on Friday so I can celebrate that Mavs defeat with an $8 burger and a $9 cup of cheap wine.
Those mother ers aren't getting any more of my money. I went to like 13-15 games last year to watch Avery grind them down. I only want to pay to see an elite team or a rebuilding squad with lowered ticket prices. I don't want to pay good money to see a team on the 35-43 win treadmill.
The Mavericks have reached Terry Schiavo status. It's time to pull the plug and blow this thing up.
Gagree.
And even if the Mavs pull a miracle out their ass and beat the Lakers, they'll only ruin things by losing back to back against Chicago and Orlando.
The only way the Lakers lose is if they take us extremely lightly.
Plus, Oklahoma City ain't too far from DFW. I might make a couple road trips to see Kevin Durant emerge into superstar status with his D-League team, hopefully so that when contract time comes around I can just hitch a ride back to Dallas with KD in tow.
I don't think the Mavs will beat the Lakers
But I do think the Mavs will stomp the Bulls then edge out Orlando.
So skip the Lakers game and go get 20 wings at Hooters for Bulls and Orlando.
1 pound of food!
Lol posted twice cause of ps3
Well it is an away game, and we do terrible on the road.
Two dozen twinkies and some Ginger Ale to wash it down would probably work...
I will eat an entire Stouffer's family-size meat lasagna.
Mmm, those are good.
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