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The first thing I do on long initial posts nowadays is go right to the last line.
Therefore, you fail.
Hi everyone! I am to posting here but I have been lurking on here for quite some time. I usually stick to the club because I enjoy all the fights and funny stories plus I like all the advice threads which is why I am finally posting.
My boyfriend and I have been together for about a year now and I always thought we were serious and even though we never discussed it I thought we were exclusive. Well I found out about a few months ago he was sleeping with another girl. I confronted him and he told me that he didn’t know that it would upset me. He assumed that since we never talked about being “exclusive” that it would be fine. He let me know that it would be fine with him if I went out on dates but he knows I would never do that.
Since then I have been trying to convince him that he should stay only with me. I have been doing things that are a little more daring sexually to keep him here with me. For instance I go down on him several times a week and I have even been daring enough to try anal. It wasn’t for me but I promised I would give it another shot later on. Those are just a couple of things but there have been plenty more.
He and I do not live together but we have keys to each others apts (another reason I thought we were exclusive). Well the other day I got off of work early and decided to grab something to eat and try to convince him to take me out. I stop by his apt and he is on his couch having sex with another girl. Stupid me thinking that he would freak out and stop was about to yell at him when he pulled me over and tried to convince me to join in. I say tried but after about 5 minutes and with the girls help I decided to give it a try because I love him. Afterwards I felt so gross and disgusting and told him I was leaving. I walked out to my car and of course I had a flat tire. I didn’t want to go ask him for help since she was still up there and I was already embarrassed enough so I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
The first thing I do on long initial posts nowadays is go right to the last line.
Therefore, you fail.
I read it
sucker
Seriously you guys can do better than this
Ha!! I saw what u did there. Even before you did it........
FAIL!!!
If it's a female and comes off real strong with the sexual stuff in the first post, that's usually the give away.
Apparently I haven't read as many of these as you guys. I promise I'll catch the next one.
Other than this one I think I have read two of them. Each time getting played
That means it's a dude.
This Is Very Funny
I read about half of it, and when I got to the above part in the middle, I knew it was a joke...For instance I go down on him several times a week and I have even been daring enough to try anal.
No joke. The anal mmmamaaaaaayyyyyybbbeeee but the head several times a week pppfffftttt yeah right.
I knew it was fake when I read "go down"
WHY DO YOU KEEP YELLING?!This Is Very Funny
WHAT ???
Troll or not... I think I am in love with Spurlvr.
Good now hands off 2Blonde!!!
Saved myself some reading.
You wish.... 2Blonde will always be my number 1.
I read johnsmith's comment first instead of reading that black ing text. Saved me the trouble.
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