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In January of 2005 I was driving with a sticker that expired in November of 2003.
due to some car le issues, my stepdaughter is driving with a registration sticker that expired back in July.
I think the longest I ever went myself was about 3 months with an expired inspection sticker before breaking down and getting it done.
In January of 2005 I was driving with a sticker that expired in November of 2003.
I once stayed in a relationship for 10 years with a women who aborted 5 of my potential children.
We have a winner.
When I was younger and my dad was a heroin addict I accidently poked myself with some needles that he left lying around and could have contracted some nasty diseases.
I have a runny nose this morning.
Only one of my testicles descended when I was a child and I had to have surgery to descend the second.
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hmm.......was this a one time pokage?
and where exactly did you poke yourself?
and are you certain it was an "accident"?
Not to mention the fact that only 2 were actually yours.
yeah, snorting crack will do that to you.
kick the habit.
meh. Even Lance Armstrong is doing just fine with one nut...
although it must suck when people mistake you for a woman when they hear you speak.
You can't snort crack.
Exactly
One time at work I had a customer that was very rude so I went to the ladies room and rubbed my pussy on one of his buffalo wings.
Smelled like fish but tasted like chicken?
teriyaki!!!!
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BigZak's inspection sticker expired in Jan 2008 if I'm not mistaken.
She actually lied to BacktoBasics, because all the kids were mine, and she didnt abort but actually had them. They are all professional athletes now........scattered throughout the NBA......you may know one of them.........his nickname is The Big Easy.
and that's bad because.........?
and if you rubbed yourself with the 3 mile island wings, seems to me that would hurt you more than it would hurt him
for his car or from his proctologist?
One time I hid up in the ceiling above the girls locker room in high school with a video camera
Nope. Happened all the time. Usually my hands. They would drop in between the cushions of the couch. I had a bad habit of sticking my hands between the cushions while watching tv.
def an accident.
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