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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Honestly, I can't stand McDonald's and it wouldn't surprise me if their food is made up of leftover nuclear waste, yet somehow I still get drawn in by the tractor beam that eminates from the golden arches.

    Sure enough, I found what the dark side of me has been searching for in the past few months:

    the $1 sausage biscuit and hash brown deal.

    I ate it at about 8 am and had to use my car battery and jumper cables to jump start my clogged up heart valves at about 10 am.

    My stomach is going into meltdown mode and it's going around back and kicking me in the ass.

    After work, I'm planning on going to walmart and getting a garden hose with a power spray nozzle in order to give myself a colonoscopy.

    This sucks. I hope this doesn't happen again after I eat it tomorrow.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Again with this McDonalds ?

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I can't stop. I need help.

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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Leftover nuclear waste?

    What did they use the nuclear waste for in order for there to be leftovers?

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    Leftover nuclear waste?

    What did they use the nuclear waste for in order for there to be leftovers?
    hmm...not sure.

    McRibs? mcnugget sweet and sour sauce? big mac special sauce? filet o' 3 eyed fish?

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    My son likes the playground there, so I'll eat a Mickey D's breakfast from time to time and let him play. I wouldn't go there otherwise I don't think. I can't remember the last time I ate there for lunch or dinner.

    But their earnings were up something like 8% last quarter so their food must appeal to folks right now...at least their prices seem to.

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    But their earnings were up something like 8% last quarter so their food must appeal to folks right now...at least their prices seem to.
    I'm thinking it's the price thing.

    If it were $1.50, I wouldn't get the sb/hb deal.......but $1? I'm there.

    Just something about getting two things for a buck.

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Fast Food is the real terrorists.

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    Believe. Richard Cranium's Avatar
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    The McRib comebacks are the !

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    The McRib comebacks are the !
    yeah, that's one way to put it.

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    I have a coupon for that. CheapBastard's Avatar
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    the $1 sausage biscuit and hash brown deal.
    WTF!?!? My nearest McD's done did away with that deal. And you must have one weak ass stomach.

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    WTF!?!? My nearest McD's done did away with that deal. And you must have one weak ass stomach.
    pfft....

    I can eat Capn Nail Crunch for breakfast topped with bleach instead of milk and not even burp.....

    but just one whiff of a mcpatty and I can feel my lungs burn with the fire of 1000 mcd french fry heat lamps

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    Damn Blake! You and your McDonald's.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Damn Blake! You and your McDonald's.
    I know....It just won't stop.

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    i usually hold out for Monopoly then i start eating Mickey D's again.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I had Panda Express. Good God. That was just ing repulsive after the 5th bite.

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    i usually hold out for Monopoly then i start eating Mickey D's again.
    I had won a large coffee with one of the pull offs and had set it in my drink holder.

    I forgot it was there and when I took the car to the car wash, the guys that do the vacuuming sucked it up.....(or stole it, but Im willing to give the benefit....)

    curse you, car wash employee

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    Their cinnamon melts are to DIE for.

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    My son likes the playground there, so I'll eat a Mickey D's breakfast from time to time and let him play. I wouldn't go there otherwise I don't think. I can't remember the last time I ate there for lunch or dinner.

    But their earnings were up something like 8% last quarter so their food must appeal to folks right now...at least their prices seem to.
    That is about the only time I go there either.

    The coffee is ok, but everything else: ech.

    Burger King pwns McDonalds in just about every way.

    The ONLY thing that McDonalds does better than Burger King is:
    Real estate.

    The golden arches are the supreme masters of finding great locations for franchises. Their food may be dry and tasteless, but if you think about where the McDonald's are from where you live/work, and then think about Burger King, I bet you good money that on average it is easier to get to the McDonald's.

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    Here, this should help.


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    The ONLY thing that McDonalds does better than Burger King is:
    Real estate.

    The golden arches are the supreme masters of finding great locations for franchises. Their food may be dry and tasteless, but if you think about where the McDonald's are from where you live/work, and then think about Burger King, I bet you good money that on average it is easier to get to the McDonald's.
    no question.

    I can't think of any McDs that have closed down......

    but at least 3 BKs come to mind........there was one at 1604/281; Blanco/West; and one at Naco/410.

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    why in the would anyone in Texas go eat fast food somewhere that's not a Sonic or a Whataburger?
    I can't afford the tip at Sonic

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    isnt the mcrib made from dead terrorists ribs?

    NOM NOM NOM that nao

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    I can't afford the tip at Sonic
    people still tip at sonic?


    ever since they put in the credit card machine a few years back, my tips there have gone the way of the dodo bird.

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    Curse you Ronald McDonald
    You would curse out a clown? What kind of monster are you?

    It is not the clown's fault that you keep coming back for the sausage biscuit / hash brown $1 deal.

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