Free Quattro Razor (17)

[ORION]

Did someone have sex with sushi?

Oh don't do it with a Spanish Mackerel ! Trust me they have some teeth.....Their scales may look nice and smooth and you'll want to rub them up and down up and down......wait what?

[CuckingFunt]

Oh don't do it with a Spanish Mackerel ! Trust me they have some teeth.....Their scales may look nice and smooth and you'll want to rub them up and down up and down......wait what?

I wish I could find that fish porn again. It would make a fitting response.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I wish I could find that fish porn again. It would make a fitting response.

It was at uselessjunk.com for a while.

They have the omlet video there too.

[CuckingFunt]

It was at uselessjunk.com for a while.

They have the omlet video there too.

That's right. I knew I found it through something that was linked here.

[ORION]

It was at uselessjunk.com for a while.

They have the omlet video there too.

I can whip up fried mecco in a flash

[CuckingFunt]

I can whip up fried mecco in a flash

It wasn't fried. It was pan seared.

[ORION]

It wasn't fried. It was pan seared.

its more of a flash fry. you just have to make sure to aim good

[I. Hustle]

Consistency is key

[CuckingFunt]

God damn Jason Statham's sexiness. Now I'm going to have to go see Transporter 3, even though I know damn well it's going to suck donkey nuts.

[I. Hustle]

God damn Jason Statham's sexiness. Now I'm going to have to go see Transporter 3, even though I know damn well it's going to suck donkey nuts.

Suck it up! Do you know how many crappy movies guys watch just because there is 10 seconds of nudity from a favorite actress. Now get out there and watch that crap movie. Watch with all your heart!

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I got a new life with every thrust.

[jman3000]

Suck it up! Do you know how many crappy movies guys watch just because there is 10 seconds of nudity from a favorite actress. Now get out there and watch that crap movie. Watch with all your heart!

Amercan Pie : Shannon Elizabeth

[CuckingFunt]

Suck it up! Do you know how many crappy movies guys watch just because there is 10 seconds of nudity from a favorite actress. Now get out there and watch that crap movie. Watch with all your heart!

Trust me, I'm familiar with this practice. I actually own Gia, after all.

[I. Hustle]

Trust me, I'm familiar with this practice. I actually own Gia, after all.

Don't get me started. That is WAY more than 10 seconds of nudity.

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit! My favorite lipstick has dsappeared off the face of the earth!

[I. Hustle]

Dammit! My favorite lipstick has dsappeared off the face of the earth!

Chill out! I can whip up a batch in no time

[ORION]

Amercan Pie : Shannon Elizabeth

Showgirls and Striptease

[I. Hustle]

Showgirls and Striptease

The human dictionary - Jessica Alba

[ORION]

That was awesome !

[I. Hustle]

That was awesome !

yes it was

[ORION]

yes it was

shut up

[mrsmaalox]

shut up

How rude.

[ORION]

How rude.

I'm sorry

[mrsmaalox]

I'm sorry

You're a good man.

[ashbeeigh]

Last Sunday was "Customer Appreciation Night" at Johnny Carino's on Bandera so I entered my name into the drawing for the prize. So I got a call last Tuesday from some lady saying "Hey! You won a free facial party..what's your address so I can come over to your house to give you and six of your friends facials? Oh and you get a $25 gift card." So I get a package in the mail today...She's a ing Mary Kay consultant! "Congratulations Ashbeeigh! You've been had! You get to host my money grubbing Mary Kay selling ass for 5 hours!" her.