Free Quattro Razor (17)

[CuckingFunt]

Last Sunday was "Customer Appreciation Night" at Johnny Carino's on Bandera so I entered my name into the drawing for the prize. So I got a call last Tuesday from some lady saying "Hey! You won a free facial party..what's your address so I can come over to your house to give you and six of your friends facials? Oh and you get a $25 gift card." So I get a package in the mail today...She's a ing Mary Kay consultant! "Congratulations Ashbeeigh! You've been had! You get to host my money grubbing Mary Kay selling ass for 5 hours!" her.

I didn't see this leading to a story about Mary Kay cosmetics.

[ashbeeigh]

I didn't see this leading to a story about Mary Kay cosmetics.

Some things will always remain a mystery, CF.

[mrsmaalox]

There's just too many damn coyotes around here! Yapping all night, agitating all the neighborhood dogs

[marini martini]

There's just too many damn coyotes around here! Yapping all night, agitating all the neighborhood dogs

Well, let's just hope the cougars will take care of them!!! Wanna borrow my 357?

[I. Hustle]

cougers

[ORION]

:"Hey! You won a free facial party..what's your address so I can come over to your house to give you and six of your friends facials?

This one is too easy .....

[ORION]

There's just too many damn coyotes around here! Yapping all night, agitating all the neighborhood dogs

I was at my brothers the other day drinking and smoking cigars around the fire pit and you could hear them all over the place. I had a huge one run through my neighborhood the other day too

[Wile E.]

There's just too many damn coyotes around here! Yapping all night, agitating all the neighborhood dogs

Where's your spirit?!

[Wile E.]

I was at my brothers the other day drinking and smoking cigars around the fire pit and you could hear them all over the place. I had a huge one run through my neighborhood the other day too

I thought I saw a roadrunner

[Viva Las Espuelas]

cougers

cougers

[I. Hustle]

cougers

Cougers

[mrsmaalox]

I was at my brothers the other day drinking and smoking cigars around the fire pit and you could hear them all over the place. I had a huge one run through my neighborhood the other day too

Well I sleep with my window open and they really bug my dogs who in turn bother me. My big dog sleeps under my bed and the little one sleeps under the covers with me, but neither one of them bother to get up and go outside to do their barking. They just lay right where they are barking and howling!

[I. Hustle]

Well I sleep with my window open and they really bug my dogs who in turn bother me. My big dog sleeps under my bed and the little one sleeps under the covers with me, but neither one of them bother to get up and go outside to do their barking. They just lay right where they are barking and howling!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well I sleep with my window open and they really bug my dogs who in turn bother me. My big dog sleeps under my bed and the little one sleeps under the covers with me, but neither one of them bother to get up and go outside to do their barking. They just lay right where they are barking and howling!

then close the window.

[ORION]

Cougers

cougers

[I. Hustle]

cougers

cougers

[mrsmaalox]

then close the window.

Then just shut up

[CuckingFunt]

cougers

Mountain lions.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Then just shut up

blow it out of your ass

[I. Hustle]

Mountain lions.

Bobcats

[mrsmaalox]

blow it out of your ass

You'd like that wouldn't you, pervert?!?!

[I. Hustle]

Too much hostility! Let's break these chains that bind us! Let's tear down these walls that seperate us!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You'd like that wouldn't you, pervert?!?!

maybe if you did do that you'd find your lipstick.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Breaking the chains around you
Nobody else can bind you
Take a good look around you
Now youre breaking the chains

[CuckingFunt]

Bobcats

You could have gone with puma, but a bobcat is not a cougar.